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'Tis sad, indeed!  We've already lost a member lol.  Err, I mean...  "The Cult of Pony Wisdom" is for LIFE!!!  Unless...  You don't like that.  In which case, toodle-oo and farewell!

 

Somehow, you are both best and worst cult master at the same time!

 

I'll stay. But only because this cult needs champions to lead the way!

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I keep seeing topics pertaining to Brony-ism as a religion, how into it are we, so on and so forth...  Obviously we aren't members of a cult.  So let's totally start one!!  I'm calling it "The Cult of

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Spike is the clumsy dragon messenger of the gods.

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Somehow, you are both best and worst cult master at the same time!

 

I'll stay. But only because this cult needs champions to lead the way!

I've gone mad with a relatively small amount of power...  But then I also felt guilty and mildly frightened of myself lol.

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I don't think I should be here. I'm already in Fluttershy's cult. :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7UDDhcirsU

 

Praise Lord Smooze.

Ooohhh... We could incorporate the Smooze as some sort of foretold apocalypse? Sort or like Norse mythology's Ragnarok? Or, for those not familiar with that, the christians' book of revelations.
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I should probably start writing our religious texts lol:

 

And LO!  The flighted prismatic one

Breaketh the unseen barrier and

Saveth the plummeting pegasi

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I should probably start writing our religious texts lol:

 

And LO!  The flighted prismatic one

Breaketh the unseen barrier and

Saveth the plummeting pegasi

 

I feel like praying to the Maine Siccs already, Brother PegaMister.

 

Colorful equines from above

Absolve me of my misdeeds

Let me hear thy voices guide me...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXGQGsv8eBQ

 

Amen.

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O' glorious, colorful ponies

Be ye fleet-of-wing or be ye kind to all creatures

Be ye fashionista or be ye well read

Be ye hard-working or be ye mischievous

We bow our heads in thanks

For the great bounty of Friendship

That thou hath bestoweth upon us

Your lowly herd

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Cults? I love cults! I'll bring the sacrificial goats!

 

I hear Iron Will has plenty of those...

 

*Rubs Hooves together evilly while saying "Praise Ponies" under my breath over and over again*

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Sunshower Raindrops is from the show. She's the female Pegasus Pony in their avatar.

 

As for Goddess of Weather... I don't think she should be.

 

But she should totally be Goddess of Kicking Misbehaving Clouds' Butts.

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I hear Iron Will has plenty of those...

 

*Rubs Hooves together evilly while saying "Praise Ponies" under my breath over and over again*

I've seen those goats; we'd totally be putting them out of their misery.  Win-win!

But she should totally be Goddess of Kicking Misbehaving Clouds' Butts.

I edited that into the original post lol.  I hope that's copacetic with Sunshower Raindrops (the poster - not the pony).

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I've seen those goats; we'd totally be putting them out of their misery.  Win-win!

I edited that into the original post lol.  I hope that's copacetic with Sunshower Raindrops (the poster - not the pony).

 

Iron Will is now "God of Providing Sacrifices To The Gods". Makes perfect sense. *Puffs on pipe*

 

Ha ha, thanks! We need a pony like Sunshower Raindrops on the case if we're ever gonna whip them dang clouds into shape!

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Iron Will is now "God of Providing Sacrifices To The Gods". Makes perfect sense. *Puffs on pipe*

 

Ha ha, thanks! We need a pony like Sunshower Raindrops on the case if we're ever gonna whip them dang clouds into shape!

Practically everyone on the show is going to end up as a god, at this rate lol.  Except...  Spike.  Poor Spike. xD  I named him "clumsy messenger of the gods" at another poster's behest.

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Practically everyone on the show is going to end up as a god, at this rate lol.  Except...  Spike.  Poor Spike. xD  I named him "clumsy messenger of the gods" at another poster's behest.

 

Yes, the more Gods the better!

 

Vinyl Scratch: "Goddess Guardian of Wubs"

 

Big Mac: "God of Judgement"

 

Big Mac says "Eeyup" if you are worthy to pass into Pony Paradise, and "Nope" and sends you to Tartarus if you are not worthy.

 

Poor Spike! Oh well, he is good at sending messages, that's fer sher!

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Big Mac: "God of Judgement"

 

Big Mac says "Eeyup" if you are worthy to pass into Pony Paradise, and "Nope" and sends you to Tartarus if you are not worthy.

 

That's all kinds of YES.

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That's all kinds of YES.

 

Haaa I love that little bit in there about "and I apparently just put whatever he says". That made me chuckle.

 

Big Mac gives you a nice big grin...

 

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... right before he sentences you to eternal suffering in Tartarus.

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Haaa I love that little bit in there about "and I apparently just put whatever he says". That made me chuckle.

 

Big Mac gives you a nice big grin...

 

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... right before he sentences you to eternal suffering in Tartarus.

Darnit, Big Mac! xD  I was...  I wasn't...  All right I kinda get why I'm headed to Tartarus lol.

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This is turning out better than I could have anticipated!

 

Bless you, bless you ALL!  Or, if you prefer:

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Yes, the more Gods the better!

 

Vinyl Scratch: "Goddess Guardian of Wubs"

 

Big Mac: "God of Judgement"

 

Big Mac says "Eeyup" if you are worthy to pass into Pony Paradise, and "Nope" and sends you to Tartarus if you are not worthy.

 

Poor Spike! Oh well, he is good at sending messages, that's fer sher!

I can see it now:

 

"You have been judged, and been found NOPE"

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