Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Yeah, I'm going to smack you in the head with a wall! Its going to take a while to break it down and pick i up, so sit tight! *Begins to forcefully punch the wall, then yell out of pain* Yeah, this is going to take awhile...

 

"Oh no, your avatar reminded me of how I brutally murdered E-DE with my Esther the other day... Oh, E-DE, forgive me, buddy! "

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'm going to insert this USB into--

Best close your eyes and try not to think about it, It's gonna be rough..  -_-

[Kookie 135]

Let me insert your glory hole with the pinching sensation of tissue paper.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

My cat! This will be the ultimate weapon! I'll just anger it and throw it at your face.

[Ocean Melody 116]

You shall now be smothered by the blanket

[Omega Centauri 317]

I... I have to kill you with a water bottle...

[Galen Selanno 351]

I knock you out with a book with a shovel on it and stab you in the eye and the ear with a pencil.

[Star Racer 198]

DEATH BY....24 pack of toilet paper?! Wtf man.

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

I have to kill another person with a nokia? 

 

Dammit...

[yayayayayala 1,668]

My algebra book! *whacks over the head* You were blinded with...er, math.

[Pinkie Dust 85]

Death by much ado about nothing and some paper on top of it 

[Stormlight 1,371]

*has a binder with school work* By the power of knowledge!!!! *bumps your head constantly*

[DigitalRocket 185]

FEAR THE CURTAINS OF DOOM

[Star Racer 198]

A bath tub! Full of clothes?? I really need to clean my house...

[Koukatsu 5,899]

A corded phone. I can work with that.

[DustJacket 213]

Ah... a pencil, one of the tools for art, and for this occasion, the tool for the art of murder.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Did i actually get something useful? Oh, thank you Dad for saving that knife you got from military training! 

[Star Racer 198]

ah ha! a poster.....with a half naked person on it.....oh gosh dangit.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

My headphones and a random little book. I won't use my headphones, they sound too good. X3

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

PILLOW FIGHT!!

[Castle_Cross 331]

Prepare dude, you shall be killed by a giant 1980 radio!!!

[Shoobedoo 44]

A sleeping cat...

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

A shovel

[DustJacket 213]

An Axe Deodorant... lemme get a lighter first.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Toooo-night in the MLP Forum games arena ! We have a pillow fight to the Death, DEATH, DEATH! 

In other words, it's a pillow. Beware, it's memory foam and it packs quite a punch!