Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stand up, turn to my left, and throw the chair I'm sitting on at you.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

 

Thats... The one thing I'm actually proud of creating. I don't wanna get blood on it...

[Wingnut 6,988]

Attack of the TV Remote!  xP

[SFyr 1,982]

Looks like I'm breaking my cintiq over the head of some dude. c:

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Death by pretzel stick!

[The Professor...8D 823]

Death by Pad Lock...............8D

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Hefty econ textbook. It's probably already been used as a murder weapon at some point.

[N.W. 3,619]

Chemistry textbook, provided chemistry doesn't kill me first. 

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

I just bashed your head with a ? block from Mario.

[Rawzy 1,302]

Get rekd by my headphones...

[Tinkh_ 239]

./Takes the straw out of my mlp tumbler and stabs you.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A five-pound weight.

 

...

 

NONE CAN WITHSTAND ME NOW!

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

Well..... this is the worst thing I can do.... I am going to have to sacrifice my computer . You have served me well, however, the user above must be slain >:T

[Xeltor23 704]

My spanish book

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Not sure how do I kill with an unfinished knitting work Oh well, CHARGE!!!!!

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

killed you with the cuteness of my favorite horse picture (it's so cute!!!!!  )

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Umm... well have fun being killed by a pillow. 

[redaxted 1,765]

*Clubs you with Pinkie Pie plush*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

How do I kill you with a pair of foam earplugs?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

well, now you are dead because i made you all slippery with hand cream, and then you slided of the waterslide to fast and drowned, evil masterplan compleded

[DasCapschen 7,766]

*throws Sektglas at you*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

So I have this heavy wooden lamp... ... ... YAAAHHH!

[SFyr 1,982]

And so Princess Luna was killed by the skillfull use of a spiral notebook.

Little did she suspect that notebooks are the new God-slaying weapons of choice.

[Rawzy 1,302]

I just dropped my entire house on you're head...

 

I hope I didn't hurt you...^~^

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

So two pens... stick them up your nose, I guess?

 

I hope I didn't hurt you...^~^

Aaah, I'm sure they'll be fine.