Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Telferi 6,906]

Well, the most awkward thing: die by a piece of paper

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Strangled by the laptop cable!

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

You sir have made me lift a building and smack you with it, have at thee!!!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit ya with a Guitar Center catalog.

[Floofie 799]

Looks like I'll have to strangle you with a curtain.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Sweet, I get to make you choke on a waterbottle. Or... drown you with it? Somehow, I think I could do that second one, and follow up with the first one if it didn't take... Hm...

[Moonlit_Night 223]

it seems like i always get on when my phone is to my left... so you get to be killed by an iPhone case that is about half as expensive as the phone itself

[Telferi 6,906]

No, my gaming mouse  . Fine, i kill you with my gaming mouse .  

Edited December 11, 2015 by Telferi

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I will smother you with my Fluttershy plushy

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

I guess I'm going to drop a wall on you haha 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Screw Driver to the eyes.

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

...A cup of coffee?  Hmm...

 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Still just a wall haha

[Sekr Gray 520]

A Christmas tree?

 

Let's get jolly up in here

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I drown you with a vanilla Coke from Sonic!

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw the cardboard box that the case for my computer was shipped in.

It weighs about 10 pounds because it has some stuff in it... That'll leave a mark.

Edited December 13, 2015 by Grepper

[yayayayayala 1,668]

7 smol pink bottlebrush trees, a USB-powered pig that changes color when you plug it in and my pink stuffed giraffe.

 

...Well, this is going to be interesting. XD

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Strangles you with the cord of my headset

 

Been a long time since I last posted here :b

[Superstars111 79]

I'm wondering how many hits with this half-full backpack it would take to get the job done.

[Gestum 2,493]

I'll throw my plastic cup at you.

[Chara 1,565]

I have a pole to the left of me, I WILL GO JACKIE CHAN  ON YOU!!!

[SunflowerPrincess 345]

There's an eraser on my left...

I WILL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE! *evil laugh*

[Sekr Gray 520]

Fire extinguisher.

 

Well, at least it's somewhat feasible

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

*bashes you in the head with a pink 3DS*

[Telferi 6,906]

*smash your head with my chemistry book* I will take you apart to atoms and electrons!

Edited December 15, 2015 by Telferi