Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

*gets hit my keyboard* auch! *throws a curtain*

[Clod 8,293]

I kill you with a cup by throwing it on the floor and stabbing a couple pieces into your eyes. Then, I hit you with the lamp and you fall over. Then I hit you with a Guitar Hero guitar controller until it breaks, then I put the small pieces in your throat to choke you as I cut your carotid arteries with a sharp piece of the guitar.

I had a lot of objects to the left that are pretty much equal distance away.

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

Then now you are cuddled to death with my doggy of death

[Clod 8,293]

I haven't done anything since the last post, so I'll stand up and spin around to get a new object to the left.

I cover your face in clothes until you can't breathe and I hold it there until you die.

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

You really sound a bit serious in your posts you know? i think i'll grab my blanked then and to the same

[Clod 8,293]

This is very fun, having all these ideas.

Turning a bit to have a new object to the left...

I wrap the blanket around your face and tighten the end around your neck. You can't breathe. You soon fall to the floor. You're still struggling to get it off... but you can't. You're slowly fading away... until you stop moving. You're dead.

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

On my left is a girl, i brainwash her and tell her to find you, she finds you and smashes your head with her beloved mobile phone. You lay on the ground pleading her for help but the only thing she does is clean her phone from your blood and post aa pic on instagram

[Clod 8,293]

I kill you with a lamp. Too lazy to think of others, it's 3 AM and I have to wake up in 3 hours and have midterms this week lol

[Flying Vantas 106]

Intensive Gaston Unit.

WIN.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

I shall throw my history textbook at you - it's not like I'm going to ever use it for anything else anyways - and you suffer from 490 paper cuts (yes, I counted them).  As you bleed slowly, you distract yourself from the pain by reading all about the Battle of Borodino.  Then you die. 

[Stormlight 1,371]

*looks to my left and shrugs* I never thought I would kill a man with knowledge...or maybe I did *raises a book*

[Kiri 7,278]

I would have to suffocate you with my pillow.

[SFyr 1,982]

Looks like... a critical blow from being pegged in the head with a cell phone.

Sorry Quartz~

[Grepper 3,192]

You died from a package of printable name tag labels.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Death by light switch. 

 

I suppose there are worse ways to go. *shrugs*

[Neon Proxy 294]

My cup of tea....

 

Nah you're not worth the loss of my tea.

[----- 476]

A used hanky...

Your death will be slow and painful...and unhygienic.°^°

Edited February 8, 2016 by Fluidty

[Neon Proxy 294]

Gross lol! XD

 

My Baymax plushie ^.~ your death will adorable and squishy

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Prepare to die by my Skyrim game cartridge!

 

 

My cup of tea....

Nah you're not worth the loss of my tea.

 

Oof! 

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

You will be cut to pieces...

By my pencil sharpener!!

[Com Universe 18]

YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED BY MY SMALL CLUMP OF BLU-TAC THAT HAS A COUPLE OF CAT HAIRS STUCK IN IT

[Lulaypp 2,554]

A mug!!! I'll smash it on your head as it's pieces shall enter your skull!!!! Okay. that was violent...

[Magic Rasin 180]

...A vacuum cleaner. I shall suck you into it and throw out the bag!

[Grepper 3,192]

I tear the staples out of the guitar chords chart off my wall and stab you with them.

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

I kill you by death.