Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Oh me goodness! A war before me eyes!!!! *throws a printer into the mix*

[Miss Eli the Awkward 29]

Feel the intense death of being ripped to shreds by my 5 week old puppy and she traipses your corpse atop her many toys!!! 

[Duality 10,740]

Miss Eli The Awkward's Obituary:

Taken from us too soon by a raving madman with a Fijian flax fan.

Stop laughing.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

*attack with a cable*

[Telferi 6,906]

Ooh no.. my phone... welp, whatever *hits you in the face with my phone*

[Gentleman 153]

Too my left..... an electric pencil sharpener

I will shove each of your fingers inside of it until there is nothing left then make you eat the shredded remains of your fingers while i smash your head in with the sharpener.

 

[Duality 10,740]

2 minutes ago, Gentleman said:

SO EVIL.

HOW DID THIS GET PAST THE MODS.

I HEREBY DISEMBOWEL YOU WITH THIS PIECE OF PAPER DESCRIBING LOVE LANGUAGES AND THEIR DEPICTION IN THE BIBLE.

THIS IS IRONY.

[blackstarraven 142]

Well.. I can definitely do this.
Its going to be loud. And I AM going to record it.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

a spike plush.....this will work perfectly *evil laugh*

[Duality 10,740]

How does it feel being flayed with a USB cord? Huh? Huh? Oh, yeah, you're dead. Slipped my mind.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

._.

I have a a fork that I used to eat lunch, Classic..

[ChocolateCrane 156]

Die, Scruffy, ya damn fork-loving bastard! Face the WRATH of my empty tissue box!!!

xD

Edited March 29, 2017 by ChocolateCrane

[Valeska 184]

Suffocation by drapes...

[Duality 10,740]

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY CARPET.

FEEL THE BURN.

CARPET BURN.

TWICE AS PAINFUL.

DEATH BY ACRYLIC.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

a mug with coffee in it  *laughs*  nice 

[Prospekt 11,018]

Drowning with half a can of Dr Pepper? Hmm... this will be difficult. Better grab my shrink ray.

[Oblivion 20,266]

*grabs a salt shaker* lmao

[Messy Mane 9,032]

MLP season 5 dvd set....the discs can probably kill XD

and yeah,I still buy dvd's and vhs lel

[Olsen1987 133]

Congratulations Scruffy, you're being killed by coffee.
Must be a dream come true.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

7 minutes ago, Olsen1987 said:

Congratulations Scruffy, you're being killed by coffee.
Must be a dream come true.

XD earlier I had coffee as well 

[King of Snake 54]

You've just been killed by a box of tissues, which must be a first.

[Duality 10,740]

Death by BLUEBERRY CAKE.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,599]

Your end shall be delivered by....... few grams of dark chocolate. -_-

[Snow 7,044]

i'll smek u with mah pillow boi :V

[Colt 45 148]

I happen to have an old toy cap gun on the table to my left, but the user above has a profile picture with a turret on their head, so I don't know if it will work out too well.