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What would Rarity say about your wardrobe/attire?


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Rarity - I don't see any formal attire..... SO UNCOUTH!!! THIS IS CRIME AGAINST FASHION!!!!

 

Then she would call the Fashion Police on me XD

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operation: fabulousty 

objective: make deathstroke's wardrobe fabulousty level OVER 9000

mission objectives: 

1#shoot a mini nuke it the wardrobe 

2# rebuild it completely 

3# grab what's left of the wardrobe and make it Fabulous 

 

A summary of what will happen 

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She wouldn't be too impressed with my regular street clothes, but would probably like a lot of the ones I reserve for special occasions. I am not sure how she would feel about my work uniform, I do work at a grocery store but if it wasn't for my apron and knee pads you would think I worked at a 5 star restaurant or an office building. A white dress shirt, black dress pants, black dress shoes with black dress socks with a company issued tie and apron are very strange things to have as a grocery store employee dress uniform and Rarity might like it if I lost the knee pads but I kind of need those.

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She'd say that my closet is too bland and there's nothing really good in there. Which is how I like it. Gray shirts, khakis things like that.


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I'm not a flashy gal and I don't wear makeup either. I pick shorts or skinny jeans always topped with a short-sleeved tee. I always wear a short-sleeved tee whatever the weather may be. I wear sneakers and flip flops a lot too.

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Rarity: "Your wardrobe darling, simply has to be the most terrible thing. Ever. I just don't understand how someone with such an artistic flare can have such...a 'unique' way of putting together an...'interesting' ensemble. Never fear, they do not call me a miracle worker for nothing."

 

Me: *shrugs while blushing bashfully*


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Well that depends some of mine are terrible some are not bad/good (mainly not bad) 

 

 

Terrible:

 

Rarity: Oh darling is this truly what you wear?

 

 

Me: umm yeah....kinda.....

 

Rarity: well dear don't worry no longer I will fix this

 

*Rarity spends about 2 hours redesigning my stuff*

 

Rarity: there Darling isn't it dazzling?

 

Me:...yeah Rarity it's quite well done

 

Rarity: just well done JUST?  :confused: 

 

Me: No, no don't get me wrong they are beautiful

 

Rarity: why thank you darling.

 

 

 

 

 

and if she said my (better) stuff 

 

 

Rarity: Umm I have to say what you have got there are quite nice however I am truly sorry darling I HAVE seen better but no worries I (guess)  they are fine  :please: 

 

Me: umm...thanks? honestly I thought you would not like them...

 

Rarity:No worries although not the best in Equestria at least you save quite the sense of style... :proud: 

 

 

 

 

Yeah that sums it up.


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Most of my wardrobe can be simplified as:

T-shirts... Some with Fox logos; Ford logos, College shirts (UIS), a few band t's (Nirvana, Linkin Park) and maybe a few American Eagle shirts that I used to wear more in high school.  Not to mention of lot of plain t's.  

Jeans... Mostly regular fitting jeans, some straight, some boot cut, but NEVER baggy (I hate baggy jeans, and oddly enough, I don't like skinny jeans either; thats why I like regular fit and straight/boot cuts); many shades of blue denim, and a few black jeans.

 

Plus, I'm almost always sporting a ball cap.  Usually either my Ford cap, or my CAT (Caterpillar) cap.

 

Rarity: You sure seem alot like Applejack... Maybe there's room for something a little more, I don't know... fancy?

Me: Well I'm a pretty casual guy, but I do have some formal clothes, but I mostly save them for special occasions, Church being one of them.
Rarity: Uh-huhhh... Well, I could show you some more appealing clothing, but would you even wear them?
Me: Doubt it.
Rarity: Oh Celestia!  You are as stubborn as AJ... 
Me: Eeyup.

:smug:



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  • 1 month later...

Rarity: "Oh Spikey-Wikey! Oh there you are. Do be a dear and burn everything in that closet. Thank you. Now we're going to have to redo everything from scratch. First: off to the barber with you for a new coiffure. Then to the Carousel Boutique for a fitting."

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