I have a really bad joke

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DO YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE THAT MADE MY PARENTS SAY "OH, GOD" AT THE SAME TIME?!

 

OKOKOKOKOKOK

 

SO LET'S SAY SIRIUS BLACK SOMEHOW GETS A DAUGHTER. HE'LL CALL THAT DAUGHTER ORANGE. THEN HE'LL GO WALKING AROUND, INTRODUCING HER TO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE "THIS IS ORANGE, SHE'S THE NEW BLACK".

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA... DON'T KILL ME

[Banul 3,831]

Sirius Black is dead. Having kids would be a Sirius challenge.

Edited August 26, 2014 by Banul

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@@Banul, 

 

SSSH! THAT WAS A SIRIUS SPOILER!

[OkBuddy 586]

@@Banul, 

 

SSSH! THAT WAS A SIRIUS SPOILER!

Eh, it won't be a sirius problem to me.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

 

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

I GOTTA GO COMMIT SEPUKKU

Edited August 26, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul, 

 

SSSH! THAT WAS A SIRIUS SPOILER!

Oh, its old news. Such a thing won't make anybody Black out.

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@@Banul,

 

Stop with the puns, or else i'll get the mods to ban you. I'm being dead sirius.

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

Stop with the puns, or else i'll get the mods to ban you. I'm being dead sirius.

As you wish, but I find such a hostile response a bit Lestrange.

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@@Banul,

 

Don't be so Crabbey.

[SCS 7,522]

lol this thread is beautiful
 
OR SHOULD I SAY, siriusly beautiful.
 
 
 

Sirius Black is dead. Having kids would be a Sirius challenge.

 
spoilers!1!1!
 
Oh wait, I already read the whole series.

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

Don't be so Crabbey.

If I'm feeling Crabbey, its only because of how Moody you've been acting.

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@@Banul,

 

Okay, now these comebacks are getting riddikulus... 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

You guys are unBEARable

I'm BEARly holding on to my lunch

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

Okay, now these comebacks are getting riddikulus... 

I understand if my wit seems a bit stupefy'ing 

You guys are unBEARable

I'm BEARly holding on to my lunch

 

There are no bears in Harry Potter. These puns are just Grizzly.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

You are all just PANDAring to the the lowest common denominator.

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@@SCS,

Oh fudge, not you too!

 

@@Banul,

 

Enough of these puns, or else i'll have to show you the dumbledoor.

[Banul 3,831]

@@SCS,

Oh fudge, not you too!

 

@@Banul,

 

Enough of these puns, or else i'll have to show you the dumbledoor.

 

No. I don't wand to do that!

 

20 char

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@@Banul,

 

Too bad! ...damn, I've ron out of puns.

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

Too bad! ...damn, I've ron out of puns.

I guess that means victory is her-MINE-one

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@@Banul,

 

What? Oh snape, no way! 

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

What? Oh snape, no way! 

Its true, I really filched the win.

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@@Banul,

 

I REFUSE!

 

Hey, do you think if I showed this thread to my best friend who is a massive Potterhead, would she either slap me or be rowling on the fleur laughing?

[Banul 3,831]

@@Banul,

 

I REFUSE!

 

Hey, do you think if I showed this thread to my best friend who is a massive Potterhead, would she either slap me or be rowling on the fleur laughing?

Both, probably.

 

I think you should cho her. It could chang her life.

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@@Banul,

 

I would be severusly disappointed with myself if I didn't do such a thing.

[Lightwing 12,967]

Dis thread is too sirius 4 me.