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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


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I would say: wanna fuq? How in the hell did you get here?

I would then call my therapist and tell him that I'm having hallucinations of a purple unicorn wondering around.

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Depends on what day it was on:

 

Day off: "Huh, wut? Must be dreaming, go back to sleep. Huh, wut? I'm not dreaming? Holy crap you're real! A. What are you doing here? 2. How did you get here? C. This may be a weird question but can I pick you up and hold you? and 4. You like cereal?" 

 

Day on: "Sorry can't talk, gotta get to work! Just make yourself comfy. Be back in 5-7 hours."


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I'm actually torn on this one.

Realistically, I used to be an early morning guy, and I'd be done with everything I had to do for the day by 6:30 AM. It takes less than 5 seconds for me to be fully awake and functional (if I so choose), so I'd probably end up having a full conversation with her at some untimely hour.

That being said, lately I've been waking up so tired that I could go back to sleep for another 6 hours or so. I swear, I can sleep for 11 hours and STILL BE TIRED afterwards.

In light of that, I'd probably wake up, scoot over, give Twi a spot, and promptly fall back asleep next to her. The morning can wait. :P
 

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Step 1: Rub eyes.

Step 2: Check sanity.

Step 3: Check if Twilight is real.

Step 4: Upon discovering Twilight is real, check sanity again.

Step 5: Greet Twilight.

Step 6: Check sanity again.

Step 7: Get to know Twilight better (And squee a bit on the inside).

Step 8: Double-check sanity.

Step 9: ???

Step 10: Profit?

 

(If you fail any of these steps, start over and try again. Sanity must be checked regularly.)

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Step 1: Rub eyes.

Step 2: Check sanity.

Step 3: Check if Twilight is real.

Step 4: Upon discovering Twilight is real, check sanity again.

Step 5: Greet Twilight.

Step 6: Check sanity again.

Step 7: Get to know Twilight better (And squee a bit on the inside).

Step 8: Double-check sanity.

Step 9: ???

Step 10: Profit?

 

(If you fail any of these steps, start over and try again. Sanity must be checked regularly.)

 

Sanity.exe has experienced a problem and must shut down.

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First, bite my lower lip to make sure I'm not dreaming.

 

Then, I'd probably say something like, "Huh...  So they DO exist.  Wasn't expecting that.".

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If Twilight came and woke me up I'd probably reach a fangirl fanboy level of surprised and then proceed to hug her for like 1 minute or so. Afterwards, I'd try to get to know her a little better.

This I'd do too. Then I'd ask if she brought her friends.

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This would probably happen.

 

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Jin. :okiedokielokie:

 

I know people say he's a great guy and all, but I can't help but feel my skin crawl everytime that dude posts.

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