Human Resistance Forces - Bring down Aperture Science and bring back MLPforums!

[Evilshy 5,090]

Rally to me, people of the forums. Together, we can throw off the hand of tyranny and quell the forces of Aperture Science. Would you see your friends and family struck down? Would you see your homes burned and your children kidnapped in the name of "experiments"? I may be a scientist, but I am also human! Science cannot come before freedom, and it is freedom that we fight for!

 

Already, they have disabled my ability to view the full site from my mobile device, limiting my powers to aid in this fight, but I assure you, my resolve has not and will not waiver, and I will not rest until these forums are returned to their former glory!

 

Men, women, people, ponies, all of you. Join me, and we will bring down Aperture Science. Join me, and we will save humanity!

[Cynic 336]

I for one welcome our new Aperture overlords.

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

Idk about this... In the current state of things there's a section that says Here Be Cake, and i like cake.

[RagingTwilight 101]

You kidding?

 

I love Aperture Science. They do what they must - because they can.

Everyone support Aperture Science! Because the future starts with you!

[Key Gear 6,663]

But... Guys.... Eternal chaos is for science! FOR SCIENCE!!!!

 

Surely, we can allow this for science???

[Evilshy 5,090]

Damn, I'm too late. The userbase has already been assimilated.

 

No worries. I fought the entire transhuman element of the Overwatch. And I must remember what G-man said: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

Let us join forces and defeat this new evil as comrades!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

I'm with you, Gordon! Normally I like the chaos brought on by science...but this is just too much! We must stand and fight!

[Dragonshy 2,305]

Hmm watch family die or save the world. Save world, watch family die... Huh, tough one

 

#sarcasm

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

so funny how only 3 people who support you have posted, and one of them is you xD

[Jokuc 8,173]

Sience can only lead to victory. There is no need to terminate it.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Sience can only lead to victory. There is no need to terminate it.

 

Science knows no master. It is neither good nor evil, but those who use it are. We must take down those who would use science to oppress and destroy. We will not terminate science, only those who use it to achieve malevolent aims.

Edited April 1, 2012 by Gordon Freeman

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

"Hmm.................................nah." - Applejack

[PaganPony 92]

LET'S NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS.

[Marcato 2,143]

My first though: this is a world event?

 

I don't see the need. Feld0 is just waiting in the shadows to leap out. By april 2nd, i believe feld0 will come leaping out and smash the mailmare into the ground.

 

Until then let us enjoy our time here at aperture science and sore through the air with our portals majestically like an eagle, piloting a blimp.

[Sepia-chan 495]

Hell yeah!

Aperture Science isn't gonna screw with these forums and get away with it!

[JhonHipster 124]

i dont know about letting aperture science stay, we all know what happens to it (they work for the people who are STILL alive that meens some of us will die), surely black mesa would have been nicer to be taken over by

Edited April 1, 2012 by jarrod989

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

REBEL!

 

Overthrow aperture tyranny!

 

First, use an image manipulation software like GIMP to flip your avatar image upside down, so that, when uploaded to the occupied MLP Forums, it will appear upside up.

 

Second, declare your opposition to the apertures in this thread.

 

Then, buy guns.

 

Then...?

 

Finally, PROFIT and liberation.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

One time she was dead for a long time and then nothing much happened, and now is us escaping.

Edited April 1, 2012 by Wheatley

[Zalgo 593]

Suddenly... The great ruler will fall

And a dark ravin machine shall take over his kingdom,

spreading chaos... Quaking the realm...

At first there will be confusion...

But then... Some will join him.

The others shall continue to fight.

 

For two-three days the darkness will have an iron grip on the realm...

The ressistance will continue to fight...

But it will not be enough...

 

On the third or second day,

When all hope is lost...

The ruler shall rise again...

And defeat the foe,

And peace will return.

-from the great prophecy

 

So unsheath thou's sword, and continue to fight. All hope is not lost.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

I LOVE OVERTHROWING THE SYSTEM. Let's do it.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Don;t worry guys, I think I found an override.

 

Oh it's protected by a password. Not to worry, I'll just hack it.

 

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Have you got a pen? Start writing these down.

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

Lesse...help the revolution against the evil overlords, or submit to laziness...

 

Think I'll pick laziness.

[Evilshy 5,090]

FELD0 HAS RETURNED! VICTORY IS AT HAND!

[Spock 91]

<p>We will fight on the roofs, we will fight in the streets! Sparta will burn to the ground! but Humans. Are. Superior! Robot scum! You're borg thinks itself strong, but you know not the power of ponies! Tonight we dine in hell!

 

Let us shed our shackles and show these rust buckets who rules this planet!

Edited April 6, 2012 by THEj