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What NOT to do.


Twiliscael

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Try not to get carried away with ask games, wtf was I thinking with interdimensional teleportation, even without actually doing anything about it, that got incredibly confusing, although it would be soooo epic!

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Do NOT...paintball in your scantily clad halloween costume...as I did...Although playing in those 5 inch high "mary jane" heels was still more painful that getting shot by a .68 caliber paintball round flying at 300 fps...

 

Which leads me to this one...Do NOT...abuse your high pricey footwear for kicks...

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Do NOT--no matter how tempting it may be---Do NOT blame your girlfriend for one of your farts.

She will hurt you.

 

Do NOT laugh at a weepy sad monent in a chick flick when your girlfriend is sitting right there.

She will hurt you.

 

Do NOT laugh and tell your girlfriend she hits like a girl.

She will make a point to hurt you.

 

Learn this lesson: Love hurts.

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Never give them up.

Never let them down.

Never run around and desert them.

 

Unless they deserve it, of course.

 

I just realized what that is :P

 

Don't get into vans with strangers

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