Singe 2,111 June 15, 2017 Author Share June 15, 2017 Spitfire: How does it look doctor? Doctor: Not good. I lost my lunch, my breakfast, last's night dinner, and everything before that. Spitfire: I meant Rainbow Dash. Doctor: A complete mess. All her feathers have been torn out. She won't be able to fly anymore. Spitfire: What sick monster could have done it? Lightning Dust: *Looking from outside the window and laughs evilly.* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 18, 2017 Author Share June 18, 2017 Applebloom: Big Mac, I want to ask you a very personal question. Are you making me an aunt? Big Mac: *Chokes* Rainbow Dash: Thanks for helping me out on this. Spitfire: Sure. You're lucky Rainbow Dash, my dad left us to run away with another pony. Rainbow Dash:............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie_Pi 348 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 (edited) The episode that will never be: FIM INTERVENTION! Tonight on FIM, the main 6 confront Rainbow Dash after finding her using steroids to outperform the other Wonderbolts. Things only get worse when Apple Jack finds Twilight Sparkle's stash of non-prescribed adderall, and they all discover that Pinkie Pie hasn't been using powdered sugar when she excuses herself to the little fillies room. Rarity shocks everyone by confessing to over using xanex. The episode comes to an emotional climax when Apple Jack breaks down and tells all that she has been dipping into Granny's "medicinal" zap apple cider for years. Drama! Denial! Maybe even Discord on FIM INTERVENTION! Edited June 18, 2017 by Pinkie_Pi 1 And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.-- The Tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,366 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Pinkie_Pi said: The episode that will never be: FIM INTERVENTION! Tonight on FIM, the main 6 confront Rainbow Dash after finding her using steroids to outperform the other Wonderbolts. Things only get worse when Apple Jack finds Twilight Sparkle's stash of non-prescribed adderall, and they all discover that Pinkie Pie hasn't been using powdered sugar when she excuses herself to the little fillies room. Rarity shocks everyone by confessing to over using xanex. The episode comes to an emotional climax when Apple Jack breaks down and tells all that she has been dipping into Granny's "medicinal" zap apple cider for year. Drama! Denial! Maybe even Discord on FIM INTERVENTION! But if anypony ends up in the hospital, then the show will suddenly become... E(quest)R(ia)! 2 By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 18, 2017 Author Share June 18, 2017 Scootaloo: Here Rainbow Dash caused several explosions at the weather factory. Princess Celestia called it an act of terrorism. Windy Whistles: Is that something we should be proud of? Bow Hot Hoof: Yea, Rainbow Dash fight the clouds. I guess. Bow Hot Hoof: My Rainbow Dash has best looking flank in the Wonderbolts. Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles: Number 1 flank! Number 1 flank! Rainbow Dash: *Embarrassed.* Mom! Dad! Rarity: Now you understand what I was trying to explain. Applejack: I get it and I'll make it right. *Walks towards Strawberry Sunrise house.* Rarity: Did you not get the point? You're suppose to go the other way and make amends. Applejack: An Apple never leaves until it's all settled. Rarity: You can be so vindictive! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 EG Official: Great, your team is all set for the Equestria Games - you just need to give us samples for the steroid tests, and get your flanks there on the day! [Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy look at each other, then both look at Bulk Biceps] Fluttershy: What the Buck? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 RD: Wuss poppin', P? Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 18, 2017 Author Share June 18, 2017 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I'm late. I had to deal with Spike complaining about nightmares. Stupid dragon kept saying Nightmare Moon and Day Breaker was going to destroy him. *Laughs.* Luna: Sister, you did not send those two to....? Celestia: I might have. Starlight Glimmer: Pancakes with a happy face. They're delicious. Celestia: Glad you're enjoying them. Starlight Glimmer: By the way, this atmosphere and setting kinda gives the vibe like you're coming on to me. Celestia: Really? Starlight Glimmer: Totally. Could you picture it, Twilight's mentor and her student doing something forbidden. Twilight would be watching the whole thing and freaking out. I think she spies on her friends even in their most private moments. *Watching with her crystal ball.* Twilight Sparkle: That can't be proven in the courts. Edited June 18, 2017 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 Random mule: Actually, that's pretty offensive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingoma 75 June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 (edited) Applejack: My parents are dead. It was gory. Scootaloo: I can fly without any help! Celestia: Twilight, you're immortal and every pony else isn't. Say goodbye to them on there deathbeds! Derpy: My name is Derpy Hooves Rarity: I hate autocorrect. Rainbow Dash: Ponies who don't believe in autocorrect should go straight to he'll! Edited June 18, 2017 by Ingoma 1 If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end. Would I make the same choice, like before I knew. That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you. One not two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 19, 2017 Author Share June 19, 2017 (edited) Princess Celestia: Here I am alone, now to find a pony to save. Oh my, is that one of those dreams I heard about. So naughty, but I can't look away. I can definitely see how the male population thinks of us, princesses. That one over there has the whole collection, he must be basement dweller. *Laughs.* Rainbow Dash: There was a breaking point, where my parents went too far. Scootaloo: Which was? Rainbow Dash: Potty training. They had to make it known to the whole world. Sugar Belle: Big Mac, tell me something about yourself. Big Mac: I dressed up as a lady for my young sister. Sugar Belle: That is so progressive. Do you like role playing? Big Mac: Yep. Edited June 19, 2017 by Singe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 19, 2017 Author Share June 19, 2017 (edited) Princess Luna: You dare question my duty to protect the dream dimension. Princess Celestia: You just go around play fighting other ponies' imaginations. They've went 1000 years without you protecting their oh so fragile minds from their own fears. Please if your role was so important, this kingdom would have already fallen. Your role is nothing more than keeping ponies from having to change their bed sheets every morning. Starlight Glimmer: Critical hit, ouch. Princess Luna: So then what should I do? Starlight Glimmer: You could always be the Princess of that one city. Princess Luna: I would never associate myself with a city of drinking, gambling, drugs, one night motels, naughty dancing, and such other sins. No, I will start my own media empire and besmirch your name my dear sister. *Leaves.* Princess Celestia: She won't get far. *Months later.* Starlight Glimmer: The story reads Princess Celestia has carried on affairs with her students. Twilight Sparkle: *Hyper ventilating.* Edited June 20, 2017 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 June 19, 2017 Share June 19, 2017 Rarity: I love you too, Spike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 20, 2017 Author Share June 20, 2017 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Tell me everything that happened after I hyperventilated myself to death where I met God who told me to go back, where I woke up in the ER and teleported myself here. *Breathes heavy.* Give me a moment to get oxygen to my brain. What am I doing here? Who are these ponies? Princess Luna: The one time and the photographer takes one picture when I wasn't smiling. He didn't bother to offer a retake. This wasn't a blasted one shot school photo. Starlight Glimmer: Yes. However was it really necessary to demand his employer to fire him, then have his assets seized, make his family disown him, and then banish him from the kingdom. Princess Luna: That was merely to return the level of humiliation that imbecile made me suffer. Starlight Glimmer: Could you maybe have given him a lighter punishment? Princess Luna: Well I could have cut that out and just destroy him on the spot as an example to the population. Starlight Glimmer: In front of the kids? Princess Luna: *Smacks hoof on table.* They need to learn the world is harsh and never to cross a princess! Edited June 20, 2017 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 20, 2017 Author Share June 20, 2017 (edited) Rarity: I'm trying out this new hairspray that is all the rage. Pinkie Pie: Watch out lose firework! *Firework flies into Rarity.* Rarity: Ah! Ah! Ah! Twilight Sparkle: Rarity are you okay? Rainbow Dash: She lit up like a roman candle. Rarity: I think I will be okay. Pinkie Pie: I am so sorry about your mane and tail. Rarity: My mane and tail? Mirror now! *Three days later.* Spike: Rarity, I'm happy to see you're back. Are you wearing a wig and fake tail now? Rarity: Yes. The doctor and stylist said that it was all burnt off to the point it can't be regrown. Spike: I...I just can't continue with this. It's over between us. *Leaves.* Rarity: Did my dragon slave dump me? Edited June 21, 2017 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 22, 2017 Author Share June 22, 2017 Applejack: Fashion is stupid. *Gets slapped by Rarity.* Applejack: Did you just slap me? Rarity: Sorry, that's a reflex when ponies trash my career. Look I asked for someone to be practical. If I wanted a zealot to tell ponies what to wear, I would have asked Starlight Glimmer instead. Starlight Glimmer: Spike, what are you doing on my bed? Spike: I finally decided that you will be my number 2. Starlight Glimmer: Number 2? Spike: Yeah, the second pony I'll fall back on when it doesn't work out between Rarity and me. It's a great arrangement. So what do you say? Starlight Glimmer: Get out. Applejack: Look at Rarity trying to catch another tail again. *Looks to the side to see Spike stealing her rope.* Spike! Put down my rope! Dagnabbit, he's trying to do it again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnylvr 185 June 22, 2017 Share June 22, 2017 (Spoiler for Discordant Harmony) Spoiler Anyone: Would it kill you to act normal? Discord: Yes, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 24, 2017 Author Share June 24, 2017 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Starlight Glimmer wants to destroy the current timeline because she had a bad moment in her life. Spike: Sounds like a typical snowflake. Twilight Sparkle: Indeed, a snowflake wielding dangerous magic. Starlight Glimmer: Ah! You both are driving me crazy! Why do you keep calling me a snowflake?! Why do you keep shouting "safe space" every time I put up my barrier?! Edited June 24, 2017 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavens-champion 1,905 June 25, 2017 Share June 25, 2017 (edited) Queen Chrysalis: Starlight, Starlight. Why. Won't. You. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus: Queen Chrysalis: Maybe I should have thought my plan through. Edited June 25, 2017 by heavens-champion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,366 June 25, 2017 Share June 25, 2017 Discordant Harmony, alternate ending: Discord: *Reappears... in the afterlife.* By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Echo 10,335 June 25, 2017 Share June 25, 2017 I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, (Old Luna Shouts) hear my voice ponies!, do whatever I say as I am the one true legend 27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 26, 2017 Author Share June 26, 2017 Spike: Twilight, Applejack keeps telling me I'm going to hell. Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I can't do anything about that. A princess has to respect the freedoms of all religions. Starlight Glimmer: *Raises an eyebrow* Twilight Sparkle: Yours doesn't count. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 July 2, 2017 Author Share July 2, 2017 Rarity: Twilight, you're covered all over in something that's icky and sticky. Twilight Sparkle: It's glue. Rarity: Oh, glad you cut me off before my mind started to wander. Twilight Sparkle: What did you think it was? Rarity: Nothing. Pinkie Pie: So Rainbow Dash, is it true that the Wonderbolts hold that kind of *wink* party after every successful show. Rainbow Dash: *Shocked.* I can neither confirm nor deny that such parties exist. Spike: So how was your trip? Applejack: Ooooooweeeee! Twilight Sparkle: It was a lot of fun. Rainbow Dash: Best studs in all of Equestria. Pinkie Pie: Rarity, stood out from the pack. Spike: Rarity? Rarity: Call me Wild Girl! High hoof! Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie: High hoof! Spike: What did you all do? Fluttershy: Sorry, Spike you're still too young Applejack: I bet Big Mac would like to hear all the details. Big Mac: *Blush.* Nope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hierok 11,831 July 2, 2017 Share July 2, 2017 (edited) Starlight: So much playing with magic makes me horny. (500) Edited July 3, 2017 by Hierok If I don't understand something or Interpret it wrong, I'm dutch. Sometimes I gamble for meanings of the words. And sometimes I write the wrong words, like week and weak for example. Sorry for it already. Discord, Twilight, Sunset, Fluttershy, Starlight, Rarity, Luna, Celestia, Big MCintosh, Cadence, Shining, Minuette, Lyra, Rara, Sweetie Belle, Cheerilee, Derpy, Spike. !Feel Free To Talk And Walk Where Ever You Like On This Forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 July 2, 2017 Share July 2, 2017 Rarity: Mules are ugly, are you saying that I too am ugly? Mule: Well fine, buck you too, you racist witch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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