Will Guide 21,360 March 12, 2018 Share March 12, 2018 Shining Armor: Actually, I think Flurry Heart might be part Changeling due to what a disguised Chrysalis did to me with her magic before the Wedding. 2 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 March 13, 2018 Share March 13, 2018 23 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said: Shining Armor: Actually, I think Flurry Heart might be part Changeling due to what a disguised Chrysalis did to me with her magic before the Wedding. Dr. Maury: Princess Cadence, you aren't the mother! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 16, 2018 Author Share March 16, 2018 Twilight Sparkle: You should read some of Applejack's lessons. Kid: *Sarcastic tone.* Oh wow, she can tell the truth like every other background character. That is so great Applejack: *Shock.* Background character! I'm one of the main characters! Kid: Keep telling yourself that as long you believe it to be true. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 (When Princess Cadance was younger and before she first babysat Twilight, she follows a white rabbit into a strange hole, and eventually finds two peculiar looking male unicorns named Flim and Flam) Flim: If you think we're waxworks, you're to pay you know. Flam: Contrarywise if you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us. (Flim and Flam do a very peculiar dance) Flim and Flam together: That's logic. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Northern Light Flyer said: (When Princess Cadance was younger and before she first babysat Twilight, she follows a white rabbit into a strange hole, and eventually finds two peculiar looking male unicorns named Flim and Flam) Flim: If you think we're waxworks, you're to pay you know. Flam: Contrarywise if you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us. (Flim and Flam do a very peculiar dance) Flim and Flam together: That's logic. Love it for the Disney version! 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,989 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 Soarin: Rainbow Dash, Will you marry me? RD: YES! What'd happen Soarin: Rainbow, Will you marry me? RD: We don't even date, stop being so obsessed about me, we've never dated! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 Sunset: (Shakes Twilight's hand with a smile) Pinkie Pie: Oh! She went for it! They're both smiling! Twilight (begins to talk to Sunset) Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. Oh, what is Twilight saying? Sunset: (begins to laugh) Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but the girl is laughing. Rainbow Dash: Do you think she's laughing at or with her? Pinkie Pie: Hard to tell. Rainbow Dash: shh, she's coming back. (Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash run over to Twilight.) Pinkie Pie: How'd it go? Twilight: I asked her about her hair, and then she asked how I colored mine. I told her, "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light." and she said, "I know how that is." although, heh, I highly doubt it. Oh! And then I added, "By the way, I saved your planet, and your species, and you're welcome." Rainbow Dash: And how'd that go over? Twilight: Not very well. She walked off after giving me some sort of code. (holds out a piece of paper that reads "S. 301-555-0189".) Rainbow Dash: (laughs) No way! Pinkie Pie: Twilight! That's a phone number! She wants you to call her and talk to her on the phone! Twilight: Oh.. Well.. I don't have a phone. Rainbow Dash: Twilight! You just like gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! (Laughs.) Twilight, you're a total rockstar! Twilight: (Looks down at the sheet of paper and smiles.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,184 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 Spike: Twilight, who are my parents? Twilight sighes: "Not this again." RD: "You are telling me." Twilight raised an eyebrow: "?" RD:"Yesterday Scoots asked the same question" Twilight: "And?..." RD: "And I adopted her" Spike looks at Twilight with hope. Twilight: "Nope." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0m4NV14 839 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 The Hoo-Muns are invading! My original character page! -Critique Wanted!- Click Me! Jennifer has a page too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,669 March 17, 2018 Share March 17, 2018 (edited) Anypony: "I could really go for a cigarette right about now." Edited March 17, 2018 by SharpWit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Wubbington 28 March 19, 2018 Share March 19, 2018 Any pony ever introduced in MLP: MINE IS THE SHOVEL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS! Dante Wubbington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 22, 2018 Author Share March 22, 2018 Twilight Sparkle: *Crying.* Forgive me Princess Celestia for I have sinned! Starlight Glimmer: I found a spell that can take away one's desires. That will make reforming others much faster. Princess Midnight Sparkle: What's the matter Twilight...? Are you simply going to watch? Are you forsaking your friends to save yourself? Torment awaits them all if you do nothing. The only way to save them is to accept me? Very well...I have heeded your resolve. Vow to me. I am thou, thou art I...Thou who art willing to perform all sacrilegious acts for thine own justice! Call upon my name, and release thy rage! Show the strength of thy will to ascertain all on thine own, though thou be chained to Tartarus itself! Twilight Sparkle: Persona! Princess Midnight Sparkle! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,088 March 22, 2018 Share March 22, 2018 (edited) Rainbow: Fluttershy is sooooo annoying. I hate her most times. Pinkie: I know right! She so quiet and boring. AJ: Ah feel like ah have to befriend her outta duty. Wouldn't otherwise. Twilight: It's my job, so yes, I feel that too. Fluttershy: Um...y-you really think that? Rarity: Oh darling, do be a angel and get lost? We're having a conversation. Fluttershy: Okay then... Edited March 22, 2018 by Flutterstep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 March 22, 2018 Share March 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, Singe said: Starlight Glimmer: I found a spell that can take away one's desires. That will make reforming others much faster. Can TOTALLY see GlimGlam saying that, though... 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadropus 171 March 24, 2018 Share March 24, 2018 Cadence: Flurry heart, its about time we told you the truth. Flurry Heart: *Screaming baby noises* Shining Armor: Y-y-you're! Both Shining Armor and Cadence: ADOPTED!! Flurry Heart: *Screaming intensifies* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 March 24, 2018 Share March 24, 2018 Queen Chrysalis: You expected Cadence, but it was me, Chrysalis. Shining Armor: SON OF A BITCH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,184 March 24, 2018 Share March 24, 2018 A pony in a space suit lands on the moon. "That's one small step for pony, one giant leap for pony kind." The pony jumps arounds in low gravity until he finds another moon lander. "Heh, it looks like those pesky Griffin's got here first." He then notices a state of that particular moon lander, as well as an unfortunate skeleton of it's sole passenger. "Alright guys this is not funny anymore, I am out of here." 10 minutes later. "Hey, that moon rock bit me," *screams of terror, transmission get cut off. Two RASA (royal aerospace agency) employees stare at Princess Luna. "Well, don't look at me, I was young and stupid back in the day. Do you even know how hard it is to find a good security." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,398 March 24, 2018 Share March 24, 2018 Twilight: Alright everyone, who wants to burn some books? Mane 5: Oh thank Celestia. Count us in! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 March 24, 2018 Share March 24, 2018 Anyone: Yare Yare Daze Anyone: Star Platinum! Anyone: Za Warudo! Anyone: ORAORAORAORAORA!!!! In conclusion, I think it's safe to say the FIM characters won't be quoting JJBA any time soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 25, 2018 Author Share March 25, 2018 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: I'm glad you agreed to come to the beach. Twilight Sparkle: Well I didn't really want to go because you know Flash. He creeps me out and I would be very uncomfortable if he just popped up out of nowhere to stare at me with those eyes. Sunset Shimmer: I think I can get it. Sunset Shimmer: By the way, Fluttershy why are you wearing that at the beach. Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: Wardrobe malfunction. Fluttershy: I don't want to remember what the world saw. Flash Sentry: Hey ladies. Sunset Shimmer: What do you want Flash? Flash Sentry: Um....my trunks slipped off and they're over there. Could you maybe..... Rainbow Dash: Get them yourself! *Mane 6 walk away.* Flash Sentry: Wait! Ah! *Sees Derpy.* Hey Derpy! *Derpy stops looks at Flash and points to herself.* Flash Sentry: Could you do me a favor and toss me my swim trunks? *Derpy sees the swim trunks on the beach...and she runs off with them.* Flash Sentry: Ah, come on! Applejack: Sunset, I've been having this worried feeling that us non-pony people being exposed to your Equestrian magic might have adverse effects on us. Sunset Shimmer: I understand your worries, but this world's Twilight was exposed to high concentrations of magic. You know if anything bad was to happen, it would be her first. Think of her as the canary in the coal mine. Twilight Sparkle: Hey I just discovered.....*bleh* *Falls flat on the ground.* Sunset Shimmer: Huh, seems you were right. Edited March 25, 2018 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,184 March 25, 2018 Share March 25, 2018 (edited) Fluttershy to Wallflower:"Piss off." Every human else "uh.." Fluttershy "No, I mean it, piss off. You good for nothing rotten bitch" Every human gasps Fluttershy turns to Sunset, "And you, can't anyone in this Discord forsaken high school learn how to swear?" She then stomps in frustration and storms off. "FUUUCK! I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO SCREAM." Rainbow Dash "uh, who is Discord?" Edited March 25, 2018 by R.D.Dash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gernia 691 March 25, 2018 Share March 25, 2018 Twilight Sparkle: "I'm not reading that book." Pinkie Pie: "I don't feel like partying." Applejack: "I hate working." Rainbow Dash: "As long as I had fun, I don't mind coming in second." 1 Signature by Kyoshi Hymenoptera is the most superior order of insects. | I'm the best Street Fighter player ever... in my hometown. Rosalina's #1 fanboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodDrops 762 March 25, 2018 Share March 25, 2018 Quote Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying On 22/07/2015 at 2:03 AM, Singe said: *CMC look at each other confused.* On 15/07/2015 at 12:28 PM, Flutterstep said: *starts crying* On 06/07/2015 at 11:59 PM, Singe said: *Cries* 3 hours ago, Singe said: *Derpy looks the swim trunks on the beach...and she runs off with them.* 3 hours ago, Singe said: *Mane 6 walk away.* IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE ALIVE OR DEAD YOUR MAREFRIEND IS ALWAYS RIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,088 March 25, 2018 Share March 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, BloodDrops said: Not contributing to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KH7672 1,604 March 25, 2018 Share March 25, 2018 Starlight: What happened to that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot? Twilight: Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville but- Pinkie: But unfortunately for us Emily Blunt is waaaaaaaay too expensive to keep on our show, and don't even get me started the country rules, I mean it's hard enough getting Twilight's voice over here. Starlight: I mean who says she has to talk, we could just see her in the backg- Pinkie: And then there's the fact all new assets have to be made for her. I mean you can't just take those Toon Boom models and plop 'em in Flash anywhere! That'd be weirrrrddd... Besides we've got even more characters coming up to get attached to anyway as soon as Twilight finishes her exposition to set everything up! Twilight: I....I don't even remember what the point was anymore, I guess I'm a little tired. You know what, let's all just take a nice six months vacation. After that journey we earned it, and the map will still be here! Re-Mane 5 & Spike: All right! Yeah!! [They all leave the room] Starlight [shouting]: I mean I'm still fine to help with a big project. It's not like I went on some epic adven....and they're gone. 3 One of my most ambitious role playing experiences. Plus other smaller stories and commentaries throughout the cup threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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