Singe 2,111 September 30, 2019 Author Share September 30, 2019 Spoiler Applebloom: We're adults. Sweetie Belle: You know what that means. Scootaloo: I can finally say them. *Several curse words later.* Applebloom: Really. You're an adult and the first thing you do is yell every offensive word to ponies. Now we're banned from the train. Sweetie Belle: Are you kidding me! Why would you do that?! Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash does it and I thought it was cool. Applebloom: I know we messed up. Sweetie Belle: But in our defense, it should be illegal to keep dangerous creatures like that as a pet. Scootaloo: Yeah, you should be required by law to have a license for such a dangerous creature. Fluttershy: I don't know but maybe being an adult made you three a bit crazy thinking. Being illegal and needing a license to keep a cute creature is ridiculous. Rainbow Dash: I'm just responsible. *Cutie mark crusaders laugh.* Rainbow Dash: Why are you laughing? Scootaloo: Sorry, I can't really picture you being serious about being responsible. Applejack: You need to take an adult with you, except Pinkie Pie. She's more a pony filly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 October 8, 2019 Share October 8, 2019 (edited) Scootaloo: "What do we look like animal encyclopedia? points to Fluttershy. All we really wanted to to have a good time. Now buzz off annoying kids." Twilight: "Now it all well and good but I really think...." Sweetie Belle: "Twilight, I think we are good we are adults now." Scootaloo: "Seriously, screw off Twilight. When we come to you for help, none of you bothered to do so. And now you want to do some kind of moral lesson out of this so you could feel good about yourself. Frak you. Edited October 8, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 18, 2019 Author Share October 18, 2019 (edited) Spoiler Twilight Sparkle: I am ready to ruin Equestria. Celestia: What? Twilight Sparkle: I mean rule Equestria. Luna: Sister are you sure it was a wise decision to let Twilight take over? Celestia: Don't worry. Twilight Sparkle: As my first act as Princess, all the dissenters who have doubted me are sentenced to being stoned! Fluttershy: I don't really understand what the animals are saying. I just nod and that's enough. Twilight Sparkle: You see these are my friends. Student: For all your talk about friendship. Only one of you actually having a kid makes you all being the paragon of friendship seem really pathetic. Pinkie Pie: Come on Fluttershy. What was it like with Discord? Fluttershy: It was weird. Pinkie Pie: Weird...that doesn't say much. Fluttershy: What? You wanted me to say he acted like a cartoon character all crazy and zany. Spike: We have a problem Twilight. It's a rebellion. Twilight Sparkle: Who's leading it? Spike: Uh, it's Flash Sentry. Twilight Sparkle: Flash? The guard I fired after he was caught stealing my clothes and sleeping in my bed. Edited October 18, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 October 18, 2019 Share October 18, 2019 Chrysalis: I like you both, Trixie and Starlight, so I'm giving you another shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 October 18, 2019 Share October 18, 2019 Twilight: I just suddenly had a nightmare that I become Celestia's clone, and my friends ditched me because I mooved to Canterlot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 4 hours ago, R.D.Dash said: Twilight: I just suddenly had a nightmare that I become Celestia's clone, and my friends ditched me because I mooved to Canterlot. Princess Cadance: Twilight, are you a...Cow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said: Princess Cadance: Twilight, are you a...Cow? Twilight: I never learned how to write , Spike take a letter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, R.D.Dash said: Twilight: I never learned how to write , Spike take a letter. Spike: Wearing a muumuu while you moo, too is a little weird, Twilight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdashacademy 114 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 I'm Rainbowdash, I hate the mlp fim song at lease let kickass Metallica sing it better you know I think the song should be called "My Little Pony Darkness is Fantastic" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 *Celestia seeing chaos from Canterlot after her departure* Princess Celestia: Everything is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 27, 2019 Author Share October 27, 2019 Celestia: Equestria will be in good hooves. Twilight Sparkle: Alright, so the plan is that Equestria will be divided up into six parts for each of us to rule. Celestia: What? Luna: Didn't see that coming, did you? Applejack: I can't believe you're now running the Wonderbolts. Rainbow Dash: It took a lot effort, to convince Twilight to fire Spitfire and put me in charge. Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack. The royal assassins aren't meant for getting rid of your rivals. Fluttershy: Um, Twilight. Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, I approve of you using them to get rid of your brother. Rarity: Twilight, could you do me a favor? Twilight Sparkle: Sure. Rarity: You got any pony you can make a prince for me to marry? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 (edited) Twilight: Princess Flurry Heart is our last hope. Cadence: am I a joke to you? *** Pinkie Pie: I will never get married Twilight: not even to your R63 self? Pinkie: no, that would be stupid. Edited October 27, 2019 by R.D.Dash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673 October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 Fluttershy: Do not come within the measure of my wrath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Remnants said: Fluttershy: Do not come within the measure of my wrath! Like this? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 Rarity: 'Sup _____ Rarity will not not call anyone "darling" Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 November 19, 2019 Share November 19, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: Okay, uhhhh, oh yes. One minor note here, Lauren’s birthday party’s been moved to today........ (All the other MLP plushies are shocked) Rainbow Dash: What do mean the party’s today? Her birthday’s not until next week! Gilda: What’s going on down there? Is Mrs. Faust losing her marbles? Twilight: Obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. But I’m not worried. You shouldn’t be worried...... Applejack: Of course Twilight ain’t worried! She’s been Lauren’s favorite since Kindergarten! Big McIntosh: Oh come on little sister. If Twilight says it’s all right, then darnit it’s good enough for me. Twilight has never steered us wrong before 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdashacademy 114 November 20, 2019 Share November 20, 2019 "OH GOOLY GEE I GUESS FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC COULD YOU TIREK HUG ME PLEASE ?- Cozy Glow's line "SURE COZY GLOW I TIREK I LOVE TO HUG AND SQUEEZE YOU FOR MY VERY OWN FILLY HAAAAA"!- Tirek's line "I CHRYSALIS HATE THE CHANGELING ARMY I THOUGHT I'D GO WORK AT SUGAR CUBE CORNER MAKING SMILING CUPCAKES WITH PINKIE PIE"!-Queen Chrysalis line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 November 24, 2019 Author Share November 24, 2019 (edited) Spike: Twilight are you okay? Twilight Sparkle: I'm okay. What happened? Spike: Well, you tried to push your last apprentice to pursue friendship. Then she said your style of approach with friendship was temptation to make one compromise or surrender their own beliefs to appease others. After that you started rambling, hyper ventilating, and passed out. Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe that happened. Edited November 24, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 November 29, 2019 Author Share November 29, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: There are zombies everywhere. Where's Pinkie Pie? Rainbow Dash: She tried to befriend them and they ate her. Applejack: She could have been saved if a certain pony acted. Rainbow Dash: Pinkie clearly said she knew what she was doing and got this. How was I suppose to know being eaten alive screaming for help wasn't part of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 December 1, 2019 Share December 1, 2019 Applejack: "I may be orange but I ain't no Apple!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shigaraki 289 December 1, 2019 Share December 1, 2019 Pinkie Pie: I'm a big mouth, l never shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,873 December 1, 2019 Share December 1, 2019 Winona: Meow! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,248 December 1, 2019 Share December 1, 2019 Rarity: Twilight, how dare you pepper your speech with such platonic language! You and I are supposed to be having a family-unfriendly moment! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 5, 2019 Author Share December 5, 2019 (edited) Rainbow Dash: Applejack, your family's cider tastes horrible. Applejack: That's those new "regulations" enacted by Princess Twilight. We had to make a lot of changes, like our equipment to make cider meets the health qualifications and that the farm meets the environmental standards. She's wringing my family out more than our rags. Rainbow Dash: Dang it, the minute Twilight gets into power she starts throwing her weight around and nitpicking everything. She put a speed limit on how fast Pegasus can fly. I have over 10 speeding tickets just to be here. Edited December 5, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 December 6, 2019 Share December 6, 2019 Rainbow Dash: Rainbows are positively dashing, darlings. Scootaloo: What? Rainbow: I mean, uh, girly stuff is gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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