Continue The Story That The User Above You Is Writing

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

Rules are simple, continue the story the use above you wrote so we get this thread-wide hilarious tale.

1. Quote the user you're adding onto, bound to be a few guys who add on to the same user

2. Leave room for additions, let others contribute

You can contribute as many times as you want, but try to let others get in between your posts.

 

I'll start this:

 

One day a random person was walking on a path in the woods when-

[RivkaBobble 110]

 

 

One day a random person was walking on a path in the woods when-

he was attacked by bears wearing- 

[Lightbulb 170]

Top hats and monocles, In a great feat he evaded their attacks and destroyed their leader-

 

(Aren't i creative? I can stretch a sentence for it's worth.)

Edited October 2, 2015 by Lightbulb

[Catpone Cerberus 23,645]

Top hats and monocles, In a great feat he evaded their attacks and destroyed their leader-

using only-

[Lightbulb 170]

His Most Trusted Machete, Which He-

[Melon Blitz 423]

His Most Trusted Machete, Which He-

made out of cotton candy. Upon their leader's death, the remaining bears...

Edited October 2, 2015 by Melon Blitz

[Catpone Cerberus 23,645]

got together and started to-

[Telferi 6,906]

 

 

 

dancing tango and walzer but... 

Edited October 3, 2015 by Telferi

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

dancing tango and walzer but...

 

-But got mad at the strangers music taste and-

[One-Punch Man 316]

-But got mad at the strangers music taste and-

All of the bears joined together and wrote a very distasteful blog about the random man on their blogging website...

[One-Punch Man 316]

And then Bill Clinton came in-

soaking wet after he-

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

soaking wet after he-

claimed that George Bush did 9/11-

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

claimed that George Bush did 9/11-

And then Bill Clinton joined the bears and-

[One-Punch Man 316]

They swan dived off a cliff into a giant-

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

They swan dived off a cliff into a giant-

Fredbear's mouth and-

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Fredbear's mouth and-

Discovered a harmonica-playing penguin, but it turned out he was also a-

[Telferi 6,906]

The King Barrel's henchman, who wants to catch Pewdiepie, because...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,645]

when they met last time he-

Edited October 6, 2015 by The Cerberus

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Hit on his lovely hat, which looks...

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

Hit on his lovely hat, which looks...

-like a walrus and commented his face on how ti looked like-  

[Catpone Cerberus 23,645]

Weird potato, while-

Edited October 9, 2015 by The Cerberus

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Narwhals impaled him repeatedly and---

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Narwhals impaled him repeatedly and---

Dolphins fed the poor-

[Lightbulb 170]

The poorer-

[Denim&Venöm 19,271]

The poorer-

who in actuality were the logn lost descendants of the ancient-