Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Tao 6,857]

/points up/  I need to help out my grandson take over the world!

[Ra1nbowCrasH 271]

I can't attend, I have a bad allergy to the AARP.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

2 hours ago, Ra1nbowCrasH said:

I can't attend, I have a bad allergy to the AARP.

   I can't go sorry, I have to read a 37,640,976 words long book, it's probably going to take me about 14 weeks and 6 days !

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

I was mopping my floor and worked myself in this corner and cannot leave until it is all completely dry.

[Libra 11,691]

I have very important studies I need to do, I'm sure twi would understand!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I can't come because I remember I didn't wanted to.

[TBD 17,233]

Sorry couldn't make it because I lost my way.

[Star48955 705]

Because of this: 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Damn this sheet is creppy...don't mind if I don't go your party ??

[TBD 17,233]

I thought you don't want someone like me to be in the party bec I scare the sheet outta ya..so i didnt borther showing up 

Edited September 13, 2017 by TBD

[Wingnut 6,743]

I have to take my cat in for her sensitivity training class. 

[Mirage 24,205]

Allergic to flying ponies...I know, odd isn't it.

[Libra 11,691]

Its the princess of night, but I prefer daytime parties.

[Valencia 9,504]

I didn't wanna miss your party! Honest... I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

[Brony Number 42 10,045]

The last time I was at your house I clogged the toilet. Then I snuck out the window and ran away. I blame your terrible food. So, when you think about it, it's your fault that I'm not going.

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

I can't come.... I have to refill my box of excuses not to attend peoples parties. A very important task that cannot wait.

[Libra 11,691]

Would celestia even allow a pyrotechnic to attend your party?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I can't go because I"m afraid to start burning

[TBD 17,233]

Cant go because I had a heart attack  from the "excitement" when I saw your invitation .

[Lucky Bolt 35,020]

I can't go because I've already been invited to a different Halloween party already 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

32 minutes ago, TBD said:

Cant go because I had a heart attack  from the "excitement" when I saw your invitation .

You're such a bad liar !!

@Lucky Bolt  Sorry but, you see, one of my squirel is sick so...

[Libra 11,691]

I can't go because there's too many easily flammable objects.

[Lucky Bolt 35,020]

@Trotteur Sauvage

I can't go because that horse is too attractive 

Edited September 14, 2017 by Lucky Bolt

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

I would go, but I am scared of thunderstorms, and they said on the news there is a chance of some.

Better safe than sorry.

[Libra 11,691]

I can't go because I'm going to a rock concert.