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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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why are you looking at me like that?

 

Don't be lame. Drop and do some push-ups, it's not that hard...

 

*stands onto his back hooves, doing his pose* WHOOO! Iron Pony Competition! Here comes the colt with the 'tude, Rip Tide! :wub:

...or was it the Iron MARE competition AJ told me about? :blink:

 

*snicker* It's MARE. So...looks like you can stop practicing now.

 

What?! That's even more than the royal guards do during their training sessions :blink:

Fine....

*makes 30 more*

*pant*Dashie, I can't do any more...and I work out regulary *pant*

 

Granny Smith can do more push-ups than that. Come ON!

 

How are you accessing the internet?

 

There's cable here in Equestria. Powered by magic, I'd assume. Whatever.

 

All done! Phew that was fun! Can we do laps next?

 

Alright, ten laps around Ponyville. Be done in less than five minutes or you'll run ten more.

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Hehe, alright then. I hadn't had much workout since moving to Cloudsdale, which is AWESOME! Speaking of, I think there's a flying competition thing over in Cloudsdale! :o I gotta compete and win it for sure! See ya, RD! *flies off*

 

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Hey, RD, would you be willing to be my personal trainer? I have to admit, I whine a lot, but I'm tired of Marie's attitude about it.

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Hello Rainbow...How have things been..?

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Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,
and best pony is Fluttershy.

 

Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta.

 

"on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube.

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Um no?

 

Um yes!

 

Im assuming Twilight helped you set up your computer right?

 

No kidding...I have no idea what any of these cables - *ZAP* -do...

 

Hehe, alright then. I hadn't had much workout since moving to Cloudsdale, which is AWESOME! Speaking of, I think there's a flying competition thing over in Cloudsdale! :o I gotta compete and win it for sure! See ya, RD! *flies off*

 

...hey, wait! That's the...

 

*watches Rip Tide zoom off*

 

...Filly Flier competition... -_(

 

Hey, RD, would you be willing to be my personal trainer? I have to admit, I whine a lot, but I'm tired of Marie's attitude about it.

 

Depends if you're willing to work with Scoots or not. I don't have time for BOTH of you separately.

 

 

*Runs 10 laps in 4 minutes* Phew that is what I call exercise! :)

 

Great! Much better than a certain slacker pony two quotes above...

 

Hello Rainbow...How have things been..?

 

S-sorry I haven't been talking much lately...ugh, working out all day, every day really tires you out.

 

I think I'll take a nap.

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I guess there is no way I'm getting out of this huh? *nervously smiles*

 

Sheesh...no. Now give me some buckin' push-up's! It's not that hard.

 

How often can you do a sonic rainboom?

 

Not unless I need it. It's hard to explain.

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Um yes!

 

 

 

No kidding...I have no idea what any of these cables - *ZAP* -do...

 

 

 

...hey, wait! That's the...

 

*watches Rip Tide zoom off*

 

...Filly Flier competition... -_(

 

 

 

Depends if you're willing to work with Scoots or not. I don't have time for BOTH of you separately.

 

 

 

 

Great! Much better than a certain slacker pony two quotes above...

 

 

 

S-sorry I haven't been talking much lately...ugh, working out all day, every day really tires you out.

 

I think I'll take a nap.

 

Of course I'll work with her! Thanks! You're the best!

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ive got one question. what made your mane rainbow colored, when you were born, cause i think its pretty cool

 

ive got one question. what made your mane rainbow colored, when you were born, cause i think its pretty cool

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to me it is! *goes to do a push up but can't even do one* see!

 

...keep going.

 

Hello RD. So I need to ask you something: who's a silly pony?

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

 

Applejack! *cue laughter*

 

I ate your pet turtle he was tasty.

 

How do you feel about that?

 

...That seems legit, kid. He's right here.

 

Hey I'm new and am a MASSIVE fan any tips for a new beginner?

 

Nah, but here's an autograph! *pats on back* Stay cool, kid!

 

Of course I'll work with her! Thanks! You're the best!

 

Oh, okay then. Get to know her, and make sure you guys work well together!

 

What would you do if my sentence ended with the word 'flint'?

 

...nothing?

 

ive got one question. what made your mane rainbow colored, when you were born, cause i think its pretty cool

 

ive got one question. what made your mane rainbow colored, when you were born, cause i think its pretty cool

 

It's completely natural! Heh heh...no shampoo involved, I swear...

 

You do like stallions do you?

 

Ever notice how zap apples and your mane have the same color scheme?

 

:o

 

*flies back to Rainbow Dash* Hey, RD! Guess what?

 

*yawn* Great, what now?

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...keep going.

 

 

 

Applejack! *cue laughter*

 

 

 

...That seems legit, kid. He's right here.

 

 

 

Nah, but here's an autograph! *pats on back* Stay cool, kid!

 

 

 

Oh, okay then. Get to know her, and make sure you guys work well together!

 

 

 

...nothing?

 

 

 

It's completely natural! Heh heh...no shampoo involved, I swear...

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

*yawn* Great, what now?

 

Well, the competition went well... that, until I lost to a filly. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

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...keep going.

 

 

 

Applejack! *cue laughter*

 

 

 

...That seems legit, kid. He's right here.

 

 

 

Nah, but here's an autograph! *pats on back* Stay cool, kid!

 

 

 

Oh, okay then. Get to know her, and make sure you guys work well together!

 

 

 

...nothing?

 

 

 

It's completely natural! Heh heh...no shampoo involved, I swear...

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

*yawn* Great, what now?

 

I will try RD!
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