Yo mama jokes

[CapnKrunk 307]

Do you have a good yo mama joke?

Post it here!

 

(Do not make it too inappropriate)

[Evilshy 5,090]

Yo mama is so fat, Jabba the Hutt said "Daaaaaaaamn!"

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hut say "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

[Evilshy 5,090]

Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hut say "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

 

 

Ninja'd LIKE A BOSS!

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Ninja'd LIKE A BOSS!

 

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww lol

[Jadefire 2,797]

Yo mama so fat she only has 1 month to live.

I'm terribly sorry.

[MrJK 399]

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is gravy!

[Swoop 2,278]

Quality ninja right there. Oh, and..

 

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[Champion RD92 8,658]

Yo mama so skinny she uses a cheerio as an inner tube

 

Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry, no professionals"

 

Yo mama so ugly that not even Goldfish crackers smile back

[Aureity 3,055]

Inb4 someone posts "My mom died." and this thread gets 20% more awkward.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Inb4 someone posts "My mom died." and this thread gets 20% more awkward.

 

That was amazing. Ultra brohoof to you.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Yo mama's so bored,...

[null123456 759]

Yo Mama Is so Ugly,She is the reason why waldo is hiding. I have another one... Yo Mama is so fat...Ellis mistook her for a Boomer!

[CapnKrunk 307]

I think I got one.You mama so fat and stupid.THE ONLY LETTERS SHE KNOWS ARE "KFC"

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

[Jokuc 8,173]

Yo mama is so fat so when she swam in the sea the whales sang ♪♫We are family!♫♪

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Yo moma's bigger than the pyrotechnics budget in a Michael Bay movie.

[QueenChrysalis 176]

yooooo mama soooooo dumb she thinks mlpfim is for little girls only

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

yo mama so ugly she begining to look like Pinkazoid

/self-burn/

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Yo mama so fat, I face the other way and I can still see her!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

your mother is so obese that when she is left in space, she is classified as a new planet

[Zalgo 593]

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped out of an airplane, she got stuck.

 

Yo mama is so heavy, when she went into space, she didn't float.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

warning: some harsh language

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Yo mama's so fat, Pinkie Pie had a party inside her.

Yo mama's so fat, her cutie mark is a porkchop.

Yo mama's so fat, the sign at The Grand Galloping Gala reads: 'Maximum occupancy: 3000 ponies, or yo mama'.

Yo mama's so fat, Celestia banishes ponies to yo mama's asshole.

Yo mama's so fat, Foal Mountain tried to climb her.

Yo mama's so fat, on Winter Wrap Up, most of the day is moving yo mama so that everywhere can be finished.

Yo mama's so fat, it takes two Changelings to transform into her.

Yo mama's so ugly, not even Fluttershy would befriend her.

 

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned a cockatrice to stone.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Chocolate Pegasus

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Yo mama so stupid, she actually thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

Edited July 28, 2013 by Squishy