Ask The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

If you clop to apples its more your problem than Trixie's... all Trixie can do is refer you to the mental ward.

 

That's one problem...not a lot of animals or rather ponies really care about magic show anymore...your like a side character where everybody just laughs at you and then walks away without giving a care int he world. perhaps if you did a magic where did something a little less than...well...less than safe than maybe...just maybe you get some attention.

[Whiteshade 1,427]

That's one problem...not a lot of animals or rather ponies really care about magic show anymore...your like a side character where everybody just laughs at you and then walks away without giving a care int he world. perhaps if you did a magic where did something a little less than...well...less than safe than maybe...just maybe you get some attention.

 

While that is true in general, since all unicorns can perform magic, Trixie is a cut above the rest. While magic may be common, Talent such as Trixie's are not, and that is what draws the crowds in. A talentless apple clopper like you cannot possibly comprehend!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

While that is true in general, since all unicorns can perform magic, Trixie is a cut above the rest. While magic may be common, Talent such as Trixie's are not, and that is what draws the crowds in. A talentless apple clopper like you cannot possibly comprehend!

 

HAHAHA! talent-less apple? oh i see you wanna see a magic trick. alright watch all these apples begone!

 

So you were saying? if you can make apples vanish like that then you are great and powerful.

[Whiteshade 1,427]

HAHAHA! talent-less apple? oh i see you wanna see a magic trick. alright watch all these apples begone!

 

So you were saying? if you can make apples vanish like that then you are great and powerful.

 

Yes, because the most exciting thing is eating apples... Trixie will stay with Trixie's hayshake, since Trixie actually has a future other than bucking trees all day.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

 

YOU DRINK THAT CRAP?! only horses liquidize hay! therefore...i must ride you...

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Do not think I have forgotten about you! As we speak my army of produce is marching to get you and teach you a lesson!

[Whiteshade 1,427]

 

YOU DRINK THAT CRAP?! only horses liquidize hay! therefore...i must ride you...

 

Crap!? Trixie takes offense at this! When Trixie returns to Ponyville Trixie will have something planned for you...

Do not think I have forgotten about you! As we speak my army of produce is marching to get you and teach you a lesson!

 

Why are you still in my thread? Trixie thought they didn't allow computers in the asylums!

[Jon the VGNerd 894]

*making sounds as if trying to ask Trixie, but is under the hypnosis spell by Chrysalis*

[Jalaton 155]

Trixie, have you ever hosted a party before?

[Whiteshade 1,427]

*making sounds as if trying to ask Trixie, but is under the hypnosis spell by Chrysalis*

 

Really? If you are weak enough to be hypnotized by a slice of cheese then you clearly do not deserve Trixie's attention!

Trixie, have you ever hosted a party before?

 

Trixie has a tight schedule, displaying Trixie's Talents all over Equestria! Naturally, it is extensive work, and Trixie does not have time for wasteful events like parties.

[Jon the VGNerd 894]

*trying to resist the hypnosis himself, he gives Trixie another hayshake* Want... hay... shake?

Edited May 11, 2012 by Jon the VGNerd

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Crap!? Trixie takes offense at this! When Trixie returns to Ponyville Trixie will have something planned for you...

 

Why are you still in my thread? Trixie thought they didn't allow computers in the asylums!

 

... Oh. No. You. Didn't. You better be prepared when my parsnips come and kick your ass.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Crap!? Trixie takes offense at this! When Trixie returns to Ponyville Trixie will have something planned for you...

 

Why are you still in my thread? Trixie thought they didn't allow computers in the asylums!

 

HEY! what dose a horse say?! they say "neigh" so you are going to "neigh"...now to ride you!

 

*rides trixie*

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

over trollization, very entertaining

[Whiteshade 1,427]

*trying to resist the hypnosis himself, he gives Trixie another hayshake* Want... hay... shake?

 

Trixie thought you got the memo, but apparently you are too stupid for words. This isn't multigrain! Trixie will take it anyways though, hayshakes should never be wasted...

HEY! what dose a horse say?! they say "neigh" so you are going to "neigh"...now to ride you!

 

*rides trixie*

 

...That's an apple you are trying to ride. You should check yourself into the mental ward, with that vegetable pony.

... Oh. No. You. Didn't. You better be prepared when my parsnips come and kick your ass.

 

Ok then, Trixie bids you farewell, crazy vegetable pony!

over trollization, very entertaining

 

Trixie won't complain about free bumps, at least the idiots are utilizing themselves in a fashion where this thread consistently stays on the first page. It saves the work of Trixie posting, and Trixie has more time to perform and drink hayshakes as a result. It is all a part of The Strategic and Suave Trixie's plan!

[Jon the VGNerd 894]

*manages to break free from the hypnosis spell, holds his head* Ugh... what happened? *holding a multigrain hayshakes* ...great. I gave you the original hayshakes while trying to fight off the hypnosis. Sorry I let ya down, Trixie... but I won't make the same mistake again, I promise!

[Glaceon 793]

Trixie why do you refer to Chrysalis as the cheese lady.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Trixie, if you're so Great and Powerful, why didn't you eliminate the changelings from Canterlot?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Trixie thought you got the memo, but apparently you are too stupid for words. This isn't multigrain! Trixie will take it anyways though, hayshakes should never be wasted...

 

...That's an apple you are trying to ride. You should check yourself into the mental ward, with that vegetable pony.

 

Ok then, Trixie bids you farewell, crazy vegetable pony!

 

Trixie won't complain about free bumps, at least the idiots are utilizing themselves in a fashion where this thread consistently stays on the first page. It saves the work of Trixie posting, and Trixie has more time to perform and drink hayshakes as a result. It is all a part of The Strategic and Suave Trixie's plan!

 

That is impossible...I can't ride a apple. it too small...besides...i am on your back...NOW GITTY UP!

[Whiteshade 1,427]

*manages to break free from the hypnosis spell, holds his head* Ugh... what happened? *holding a multigrain hayshakes* ...great. I gave you the original hayshakes while trying to fight off the hypnosis. Sorry I let ya down, Trixie... but I won't make the same mistake again, I promise!

 

You better not make the same mistake! Trixie especially does not like ponies who happen to be idiots, and some competence is always required when approaching The Great and Powerful Trixie! That's enough hayshakes for now, why don't you just sit in the wagon or something while Trixie practices her magic?

Trixie why do you refer to Chrysalis as the cheese lady.

 

Why not? She is basically the personification of cheese.

Trixie, if you're so Great and Powerful, why didn't you eliminate the changelings from Canterlot?

 

Because Trixie was in Fillydelphia. Not even Trixie can teleport 4500 miles in an instant, but rest assured, Trixie is always improving Trixie's Magic, so maybe Trixie will be able to in a year or so!

That is impossible...I can't ride a apple. it too small...besides...i am on your back...NOW GITTY UP!

 

This isn't roleplay, you know. Trixie is not even in the same city as you, and just because you say something doesn't mean it will happen. Grow a brain, idiot!

[Jon the VGNerd 894]

You better not make the same mistake! Trixie especially does not like ponies who happen to be idiots, and some competence is always required when approaching The Great and Powerful Trixie! That's enough hayshakes for now, why don't you just sit in the wagon or something while Trixie practices her magic?

 

Why not? She is basically the personification of cheese.

 

Because Trixie was in Fillydelphia. Not even Trixie can teleport 4500 miles in an instant, but rest assured, Trixie is always improving Trixie's Magic, so maybe Trixie will be able to in a year or so!

 

This isn't roleplay, you know. Trixie is not even in the same city as you, and just because you say something doesn't mean it will happen. Grow a brain, idiot!

 

Alright. I won't make the same mistake again, believe me, Great and Powerful Trixie! *sits in a wagon to wait*

Edited May 13, 2012 by Jon the VGNerd

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Hmm, I don't know why, but I happen to have a spare multigrain hayshake with me. You can have it to drink later, Great and Powerful Trixie. I'll check where I found it. *Looks in back pack* Wow, looks like I got a compartment filled with at least 8 multigrain hayshakes. I'll put some in your refrigerator or wherever you keep your hayshakes.

I need one to at least try. *sips one* Wow, these are really good. *drinks mine all down* Love these, I've got to buy a few more.

Edited May 13, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[JappleackWithApples 34]

You better not make the same mistake! Trixie especially does not like ponies who happen to be idiots, and some competence is always required when approaching The Great and Powerful Trixie! That's enough hayshakes for now, why don't you just sit in the wagon or something while Trixie practices her magic?

 

Why not? She is basically the personification of cheese.

 

Because Trixie was in Fillydelphia. Not even Trixie can teleport 4500 miles in an instant, but rest assured, Trixie is always improving Trixie's Magic, so maybe Trixie will be able to in a year or so!

 

This isn't roleplay, you know. Trixie is not even in the same city as you, and just because you say something doesn't mean it will happen. Grow a brain, idiot!

 

I CAN DREAM DAMN IT!! Silly trixie...trick are for kids...

[Whiteshade 1,427]

Alright. I won't make the same mistake again, believe me, Great and Powerful Trixie! *sits in a wagon to wait*

 

And Trixie is done for today! Why don't you go wherever you go now? Cmon now...

Hmm, I don't know why, but I happen to have a spare multigrain hayshake with me. You can have it to drink later, Great and Powerful Trixie. I'll check where I found it. *Looks in back pack* Wow, looks like I got a compartment filled with at least 8 multigrain hayshakes. I'll put some in your refrigerator or wherever you keep your hayshakes.

I need one to at least try. *sips one* Wow, these are really good. *drinks mine all down* Love these, I've got to buy a few more.

 

Only the best works for Trixie, so of course they are good! Trixie has as much Taste as Talent!

I CAN DREAM DAMN IT!! Silly trixie...trick are for kids...

 

And Trixie can easily crush your dreams, seeing how idiotic they are!

[Jon the VGNerd 894]

And Trixie is done for today! Why don't you go wherever you go now? Cmon now...

 

Only the best works for Trixie, so of course they are good! Trixie has as much Taste as Talent!

 

And Trixie can easily crush your dreams, seeing how idiotic they are!

 

Awesome! How'd the magic show go?