Laurel 43 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 Would you try to pretend to be a German health inspector named Steiner to have a look in the Vatican with a German English accent. "I am Herr Steiner. I came here one day earlier to inspect dis cleaning facility" I was playing Broken Sword 4, and i just thought it just looked kinda fun. Although i am not sure if modern nuns really have the nun suits that is so commonely seen from the movie "Sounds of Music", the typical black dress with white cloth tucked around your neck and headwear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachary 5,521 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 No, I would probably not do that. 6 Thanks Kyoshi for the Signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel 43 December 28, 2016 Author Share December 28, 2016 But the idea sounds really fun for some reason. Pretending to be an expert and pretending to be from a different country 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronMk 280 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 inb4 you realize the Vatican's security procedures are tight-lipped and when you fail to pass your background checks the Swiss Guard will politely ask you to please walk down the street and back into Italy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel 43 December 28, 2016 Author Share December 28, 2016 (edited) inb4 you realize the Vatican's security procedures are tight-lipped and when you fail to pass your background checks the Swiss Guard will politely ask you to please walk down the street and back into Italy. Most likely. I mean they even manage to fool the Turkish guards in the game for some reason with a fake ID to get into a guarded Palace. Its not very realistic but fun in someway. But in the game it wasn't in the Vatican directly in terms of the Swiss guarded gate, it was the Wafer factory he/they went through and slipped past that way in some case. But you got a point Edited December 28, 2016 by Laurel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,321 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 While it does sound funny, I doubt I'd be able to get past their heavy security. Now, if I were to know a German Health Inspector and asked him/her to take a closer look, then security wouldn't be an issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 I'm suddenly reminded of a certain Spongebob episode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Frostflame 3,568 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 This is oddly specific... Well I have been working on a German accent... kinda... so I might try it I guess if I can get the accent down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGrimoire 4,973 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 This is oddly creative. Weird and specific as hell.. but very creative. If anyone does do this YouTube it and link us all later. ~No profound statement needed~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Wolf 2,354 December 29, 2016 Share December 29, 2016 Out of all things to be, why a German health inspector? I REALLY don't understand this topic at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 December 29, 2016 Share December 29, 2016 Vat are you talking about? I am zee German Health Inspektor! Vhy vould I pretend? 1 On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Diver 760 December 29, 2016 Share December 29, 2016 Wait...I'm NOT a German Health Inspector named Herr Shoobedoo?! Is my entire life a lie?! I'm NOT pretending! I AM Herr Shoobedoo! I AM a licensed *cough*underpaid*cough* German Health Inspector! 1 "I could have been happy above if I'd never donned the copper carapace and dipped my head beneath the waves to hear the muddled man-made sounds. Distorted and dreamlike droning. The whir and thrashing of a distant propeller, the tumultuous thundering thud of fogbound freighters. Mud underfoot, no sights, except the grasp of a diver's trained hand, dreaming of distant lands knowing all the while this is what I love, not the blue skies and wondering faces above. Canvas, rubber, brass, copper, and glass. Leather and lead, mud and sweat, heaving around in dark, damp depths seldom seen by most yet talked about by all. As if a sunny, happy place where mermaids and seahorses play and chests of gold are lain bare, untarnished by salt and time for all to grasp who are bold enough to go below..." -"Deep Sea Diver", Steven L. Waterman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Stone 1,041 December 29, 2016 Share December 29, 2016 That is a very odd question to which you pose, what would be the reason for me to pose as a german health inspector? Signature created by Starlight Glimmer Avatar made by ConcorDisparate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavens-champion 1,905 December 31, 2016 Share December 31, 2016 Nope. I wouldn't pose as an American health inspector, either. Or a health inspector of any nationality, for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,084 June 2, 2019 Share June 2, 2019 I wouldn't because I can't do a German accent very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,064 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 No, I would not. I can’t do a good German accent to begin with. ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,693 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 Can't say that I would. I did try posing as a Swedish engineer on a routine job to install condom machines in the Vatican toilets. I didn't get very far though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,374 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 (edited) Knowing me, I probably would do that. Only drawback is that my accent would probably be off. Edited November 6, 2021 by Cash_In At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazric 9 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 I don't even understand why I would want to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingSquirrels 21,345 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 This is the most random topic I’ve ever seen No I wouldn’t do that... ֍֎֍֎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy 2,966 June 6, 2019 Share June 6, 2019 Oddly specific scenario, but I suppose it would depend on what I have to gain by doing so. My Ask Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 June 6, 2019 Share June 6, 2019 Oddly specific, and my answer is no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggWheelsManning 10,584 March 4, 2024 Share March 4, 2024 I would only stick to being an American health inspector as I make sure all restaurants are clean and handling food safely Special thanks to Emerald Heart for the banner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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