Would you pretend to be a German health inspector

[Laurel 43]

Would you try to pretend to be a German health inspector named Steiner to have a look in the Vatican with a German English accent.

 

"I am Herr Steiner. I came here one day earlier to inspect dis cleaning facility"

 

I was playing Broken Sword 4, and i just thought it just looked kinda fun. Although i am not sure if modern nuns really have the nun suits that is so commonely seen from the movie "Sounds of Music", the typical black dress with white cloth tucked around your neck and headwear.

 

 

 

 

[Zachary 5,517]

No, I would probably not do that.

[Laurel 43]

But the idea sounds really fun for some reason. Pretending to be an expert and pretending to be from a different country

[AaronMk 280]

inb4 you realize the Vatican's security procedures are tight-lipped and when you fail to pass your background checks the Swiss Guard will politely ask you to please walk down the street and back into Italy.

[Laurel 43]

inb4 you realize the Vatican's security procedures are tight-lipped and when you fail to pass your background checks the Swiss Guard will politely ask you to please walk down the street and back into Italy.

Most likely. I mean they even manage to fool the Turkish guards in the game for some reason with a fake ID to get into a guarded Palace. Its not very realistic but fun in someway. But in the game it wasn't in the Vatican directly in terms of the Swiss guarded gate, it was the Wafer factory he/they went through and slipped past that way in some case.

But you got a point

Edited December 28, 2016 by Laurel

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

While it does sound funny, I doubt I'd be able to get past their heavy security. Now, if I were to know a German Health Inspector and asked him/her to take a closer look, then security wouldn't be an issue.

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

I'm suddenly reminded of a certain Spongebob episode.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

This is oddly specific... Well I have been working on a German accent... kinda... so I might try it I guess if I can get the accent down.

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

This is oddly creative. Weird and specific as hell.. but very creative.

 

If anyone does do this YouTube it and link us all later.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Out of all things to be, why a German health inspector?

 

I REALLY don't understand this topic at all.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Vat are you talking about?

 

I am zee German Health Inspektor! Vhy vould I pretend?

[The Diver 760]

Wait...I'm NOT a German Health Inspector named Herr Shoobedoo?! Is my entire life a lie?!

 

I'm NOT pretending! I AM Herr Shoobedoo! I AM a licensed *cough*underpaid*cough* German Health Inspector!

[Poetic Stone 1,040]

That is a very odd question to which you pose, what would be the reason for me to pose as a german health inspector?

[heavens-champion 1,893]

Nope. I wouldn't pose as an American health inspector, either. Or a health inspector of any nationality, for that matter.

[Nsxile 25,685]

I wouldn't because I can't do a German accent very well.

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

No, I would not. I can’t do a good German accent to begin with. 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,035]

Can't say that I would.

I did try posing as a Swedish engineer on a routine job to install condom machines in the Vatican toilets. I didn't get very far though.

[Cash In 21,517]

Knowing me, I probably would do that. Only drawback is that my accent would probably be off.

Edited November 6, 2021 by Cash_In

[Dazric 9]

I don't even understand why I would want to do that.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

This is the most random topic I’ve ever seen 

No I wouldn’t do that...

[Twiggy 2,965]

Oddly specific scenario, but I suppose it would depend on what I have to gain by doing so. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Oddly specific, and my answer is no.

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,371]

I would only stick to being an American health inspector as I make sure all restaurants are clean and handling food safely