TBD 17,256 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 So it late at friday the 13th, you know who is coming...SO where would you be,with, or doing when Jason Voorhees is coming after you? and what would you do to survive? 2 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corgis 574 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 Run for my life! At least I live in an apartment so I could escape onto the balcony bellow me with a bit of luck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,960 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 Oh. Great. Fine. Thanks for reminding me it was friday the thirteenth today! That explains so much...heh... What would I be doing?... is that a trick question? Doesn't he only skewer horny teens that are doing The Bumpa Nugglies? Hmm, I wonder if virgins have immunity to him then... As to how I'd survive, I'd probably break the camera that's filming the movie, because there's no way anything organic can take as much punishment as Jason does! Hah, I kid! Your best bet is to maybe rivet him down with something. He may not die, but if he can't move to get you & nothing can get to him to re-re-ressurect him yet again, then problem solved, eh? Hmm... maybe dump some quick-dry cement on him... 2 Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,822 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 Eeeyo... I'd get my mang Machete to fight him. 1 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGrimoire 4,973 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 I have no idea where I would be, who I would be with or what I would be doing.. kinda hard to see the future when it comes to situations like that. I just really pray I am not on the crapper when he shows up... that would be levels of suck that suck can in no way begin to describe. As for surviving.. well since he is almost indestructible and has shrugged off far more than anything I could do.. I think my best bet is to get the hell out of dodge and hope he does not use those teleport powers of his. Maybe find someone who runs slower than me to partner up with... if you know what I mean. 2 ~No profound statement needed~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,304 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 Fire at him with my machine gun . No slasher gonna survive in Texas if they bring a knife to a gun fight! 1 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choros Isorropai 409 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 just saying, im a little odd.... so this may sound off, but its about right, if i think about it... jason would come after me, ok... well fredie would follow... as they are in competition... i live near a national forest, so i would flee to there... now it gets interesting...(mythology!!!) this would also include big foot, aliens, stick indians, and possibly some other "hidden" things (scp's)... so i guess i would flee to the forest, and hide, paranoid of all of this.... but then after a while, we would all be hanging out in a grizly cave, commenting on all the campers we have been messing with over the years... seriously though, if jason did come after me (and he does kill V's) then i would fight him, with some of my swords/machettes. may not survive long, but i would take a limb or two(if im lucky) but he would have to take on the stick indians before he came after me... i dont think they would take kindly to some thing messing around in their territory (like freddie vs jason), just saying....lol OC: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/choros-isorropai-r9669 Blog: https://mlpforums.com/blog/3158-poetry-simply-that/ The unasked questions are what bother me, not the answers. The answers give me clarity. Silence is in its self an answer, so ask! To not ask is to deny the existence of said question, and leaves you with just "what if". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nara 84 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 (edited) Worst day this year so far. Can't wait for more this year... I would probably hide under my bed and cry like a baby Edited January 14, 2017 by Nara FurAffinity ♥ deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno Universal 2,575 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 (edited) Well I would simply give him the death stare and he would probably collapse on the floor in front of me and die from a stroke. It's because spirituality I'm deadly to evil in a way as they can't get anywhere close to me. Edited January 14, 2017 by Techno Universal Message from UNIT: UBC-001 (Original image used made by @chaosprincess signature composed by @Kyoshi) My theory of MLP OC: Techno Universal ask me!: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 January 14, 2017 Share January 14, 2017 The only thing that would make Friday the 13th scary is if it was on a Monday instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT-1138 3,182 January 23, 2017 Share January 23, 2017 I was in Ireland during this time, so I was protected by the Land of Luck, by happy belated F13th! 1 Love is a most potent magic My FiMFiction | My DA | My Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicEnergy 23,222 April 4, 2020 Share April 4, 2020 If Jason was coming after me, I'd run for my life! 1 *totally not up to any shenanigans* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreambiscuit 9,990 April 5, 2020 Share April 5, 2020 I’d draw a smiley face and eyelashes on his hockey mask with a pink indelible marker and make him look so silly as to render him harmless. He’d probably go running away looking for some acetone. All this is dependent of course on him staying still long enough for me to draw on his mask. I’m sure he would, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,566 April 6, 2020 Share April 6, 2020 Am I the only one who hasn't seen this movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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