Stupid things you thought/did as a little kid.

[Midnightive 458]

... when i was like 8 i swear to god i saw Santa claus going through my underwear draw ;_; i believed it so much... He was like going through my underwear draw and looking for a piece of underwear that he'd take in exchange for the presents he gave ;_;

 

... OH GOD WHY!

 

Also! I was scared the thunder storms... and my nana told me 'don't be scared its only god moving sofas and tables around upstairs' @_@ my hate for god until i was like 10...

Edited May 16, 2012 by Midnightive

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

What do you mean, lying? Santa puts out presents for me all the time! He comes every XMas!

 

I'm not sure how to tell you this...

 

Yeah and the holiday armadillo goes on dates with me.

 

 

ONTOPIC:

 

 

I thought my parents were evil... I still do.

 

Holiday armadillo. You sir, get all of my internetz.

[Sir Wafflington 21]

I still beat myself up (not literally) about the crazy stuff I did/said public not knowing it was extremely wrong or inappropriate. I'd rather not say the here though, for risk of getting in trouble.

[Croaks 251]

I thought purpose meant accident. So when I got in trouble accidentally, I would always say, "But I did it on purpose!"

Explains why I was always in timeout.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Pilot (Croaks)

[Otter 1,942]

I jumped over a hay bale and landed on a box of bows.

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

I flushed my baby tooth down in the toilet when I was 5. I shouldn't have done it and I could've gotten a quarter underneath my pillow the next day.

[Chickey 383]

I was always afraid of Chucky.

Day doll meng....

Dat doll....

[DumbFabric 37]

One of my grade school teachers had a map of the world on the wall.

 

Like this one, except big. I once asked her what was on the other side of the world. I thought that the picture depicted only half of the world.

 

Another thing is I thought cousin was just a friend, but a bad friend. Whenever my best friend and I would fight I would tell her that she was my cousin now, not my friend.

[Inactive01 5,299]

I punched a girl real hard because she was being really bossy. I was reprimanded, but not that harshly because my parents knew how bossy she could get.

[TOMahwk 351]

I was horrified that gravity would one day reverse itself and I'd fall into the sky

[Simcity11100 772]

fell off a three story play set when I was 7 and didn't even get bruised :|

[Ezio Auditore 702]

The drain in the bathtub was the gates of Hell....

[roomforapony 285]

My brother convinced me when I was 5 that little people who go to prison or jail are the ones who controlled the traffic lights because they were small enough to fit inside them.

[yehaaa6 60]

I thought sometimes that my parents and relatives weren't really my parents and that it was all a conspiracy to trap me at home. not really sure where that came from....

 

when I was really small, my parents tell me that I thought all vehicles were trucks because my dad had a pickup truck.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

That the gap between my bed and the wall was some sort of evil portal and if I ever fell down it I'd fall into some hellish place, I had freaking nightmares man... also I thought that if I was sleeping and I wasn't facing the wall then the evil darkness monsters would get me .

[Vexx3 1,540]

When I was 4, I once tried to walk like they did in old cartoons - with my eyes closed. I did it in a mall and walked right into a pillar.

[SearchlightToys 7]

When I was younger I used to play outside on the slip and slide by myself and talk to my imaginary friends until one day my mom saw me outside the window and laughed Total embarresment and super strange

[Midnightive 458]

When I was 4, I once tried to walk like they did in old cartoons - with my eyes closed. I did it in a mall and walked right into a pillar.

 

This gave me a giggle! i did it to but walked into a door

[King Otrepony 27]

That the gap between my bed and the wall was some sort of evil portal and if I ever fell down it I'd fall into some hellish place, I had freaking nightmares man... also I thought that if I was sleeping and I wasn't facing the wall then the evil darkness monsters would get me .

 

I thought the exact same thing, though now it makes me laugh. I also thought that if I went downstairs before anyone else well all the lights in the house were off, vampires would come and kill me. Edited June 28, 2012 by King Otrepony

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I was once playing badminton with my dad, I had just said that I prefer badminton to tennis because it's not as dangerous, then I smacked myself really hard in the mouth with my racket.

 

I thought the exact same thing, though now it makes me laugh. I also thought that if I went downstairs before anyone else well all the lights in the house were off, vampires would com and kill me.

 

Dude, if I'm the only guy downstairs and I'm going back upstairs, I turn all the lights off and freaking run up the stairs... I'm kind of afraid of the dark...

[98Twilight523 28]

I used to think that if I could only find a way to break the glass of the TV without damaing the actual screen, I could climb into my favorite shows.

[Jemboi 127]

When I was a very young child, I thought EVERYONE had a penis.

[King Otrepony 27]

Dude, if I'm the only guy downstairs and I'm going back upstairs, I turn all the lights off and freaking run up the stairs... I'm kind of afraid of the dark...

 

That is something I can agree with you on, but I sprint up and down stairs because I used to think that I was training myself for when my home got attacked, and the habit has never left me.

[Midnightive 458]

When i was like 6 ;_; i fallen over so many times on my knee... I saw my knee cap... I touched it was like :OOOO i ran to my mum like

 

'TOUCH IT >: D' and my mum was like 'no no... lets get you to the hopistal'

 

;_; i refused to go get help untill she touched my knew cap... So you know... she touched it

[Jokuc 8,173]

When I was little I told my little sister to never do this with her fingers:

And what did she do?
Well she went straight to mom and said "Mom, bro says I cannot do this *does gif image thingy* with my fingers, why?!"

I was like