Would you rather...?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Flick chick. Man, I hate rhymes; It makes it hard to spoonerise...

 

WYR go on a road trip and forget to fill the gas tank or go on a road trip and forget to empty your bladder?

[Key Gear 6,662]

I'd rather go on a road trip and forget to fill the gas tank. I could probably just find a gas station and get some fuel. Of course, it could lead to an epic adventure. Or, it could lead to me dying in an East Texas desert, which would also be kind of epic.

 

Would you rather spend 1 month in Equestria or spend the rest of your life as a billionaire?

[Znex 936]

Definitely Equestria

 

Would you rather get lost in an African or South American jungle?

[Zalgo 593]

african

 

Would you rather help ash catch em' all or assist Cthulhu in his run for presidency?

Edited March 29, 2012 by Zalgo

[Philomena 66]

Not helping them.

 

Do you want to live in a world that rains everyday or live in a world that is lacking water?

[PaganPony 92]

I love the rain... and while that would lead to problems eventually, I'd go with rain every day. XD

 

Would you rather cry, or be the reason someone else cries?

Edited March 29, 2012 by PaganPony

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

I'd rather cry.

 

WYR troll using math or troll using computer programming?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Hmmm. I suck at both. So I would troll using math since I have no idea how a knowledge of Math could hurt someone's feelings.

 

Would your rather change a tire or change a diaper?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

[insert LOL here]

 

Tyre. Can I still wear a diaper-hat whilst changing a tyre?

 

WYR British English or American English?

[Big Bill Hell 123]

British English.

 

Would you rather be roommates with Good Guy Greg or have your worst enemy be roommates with Scumbag Steve?

[Jadefire 2,796]

I tend to go with the philosophy than one should move on with life and not waste energy holding grudges. So, I'll go with Good Guy Greg, and not give a buck what's going on with the people I hate.

 

Would you rather accidently break your toe on a coffee table or accidentally nailgun your tongue to the wall?

Edited March 30, 2012 by Jadefire

[dar tunsh 446]

Ugh, break my toe, that way I can still move after said accident (plus I've done it before... or was it a sprain? w/e).

 

WYR see Gilda or Discord come back on the show as a "good-guy" ?

[Azura 1,107]

I'd love to see Gilda come back and become a kinder person!

 

Would you rather see Iron Will or the Flim Flam Brothers back in town?

[Znex 936]

Iron Will

 

Would you rather Derpy had another minor voice role in an episode or that an entire episode was about her but she's only a background pony?

[Champion RD92 8,655]

Minor voice role in an episode

 

Would you rather marry Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?

[Znex 936]

I'll be hipster and say Celestia

 

Would you rather live on the Earth's moon or the Earth's sun (if you could live on either without dying horribly)?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

The moon seems more pleasant and darker. Also, peaceful.

 

Would you rather be a monkey or an elephant?

[Jadefire 2,796]

*flings feces* :3

 

Ham or turkey?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Both.

 

WYR type in Qwerty on a Colemak or type in Colemak on a Qwerty?

[Discovery Dream 592]

Qwerty on a Colemak, just because I think it'd be easier.

 

WYR fall to your death in a pit of spikes or fall to your death on a lead floor?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Wfii,... Fughfp ykf, blg U's suf fughfp waj yp nlrg lrf mj wukdr.

 

WJP ryivf a cpj;gydpam yp ryivf a rlsyel ;lzzif?

 

(This requires a Qwerty-Colemak translator to be understood.)

[Jadefire 2,796]

Pit of spikes. Would make for a better epitaph.

 

Pfft, ninja. Cryptogram. I always sucked at Sudoku puzzles. x3

 

Would you rather be buried in a grave or buried in a crypt?

Edited March 30, 2012 by Jadefire

[Gaehhn 9]

I take the grave even though I'd rather donate all usable organs and let the rest be burned and use the ashes to fertilize my garden.

 

Would you rather have a muffin or a cupcake?

[Znex 936]

Muffin

 

Would you rather be a pony who happens to be a fan of My Little Human or remain as you are?

[Gaehhn 9]

I would rather remain as I am... I love my thumbs...

 

Would you rather have endless ponies and no chocolate or endless chocolate and no ponies?