Here No Longer 5,276 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,390 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Let's get dangerous! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly 1,011 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man... We have two ears and one mouth, so we should listen more than we say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey. 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,586 February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 February 27, 2019 Share February 27, 2019 “Stars ink your fingers - with a lexicon of flame - blazing rare knowledge.” 1 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,679 February 27, 2019 Share February 27, 2019 "There are times in my troubled existence where I have considered pushing a one man band down a large flight of stairs just to find out what sort of noise it would make." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 February 28, 2019 Share February 28, 2019 "Your mother has a smooth forehead!" // Klingon insult 2 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,069 February 28, 2019 Share February 28, 2019 Flark This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Thundersnow 4,164 February 28, 2019 Share February 28, 2019 "I wouldn't even say no to a salami sandwich." 4th Doctor 1 "Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto "Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 "Shut up Spalding" *camera pans to a basketball* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 "Don't be afraid to look silly." - Tara Strong 2 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,679 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 Chess might be the sport of kings and aristocrats. But Hungry Hungry Hippos is the sport of gods! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Thundersnow 4,164 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 (edited) "Carrot Juice?!" - 6th Doctor Edited March 1, 2019 by Penguinbrony2409 "Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto "Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey 5,716 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 How can it be totally random if I am thinking about what to say? That is reverse psychology 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,662 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 I never really considered the window seat in an airplane to be the worst, but when that grinning face won't stop looking in at you at 35,000 feet, it can make a person really uncomfortable. 3 "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,228 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 What? Oh. Yes. Pardon? 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 "That's the power of love!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matraxial Artemi 2,230 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 I got one! It's Sandwich! 1 The Friendship is will last for Eternity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 “Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be!” 3 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,228 March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 The Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea has struck again! REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said: The Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea has struck again! Damn those German long range gunners! ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,228 March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 I was walking long the street thinking how to find and ensnare this accursed batter pudding hurler that has been terrorizing the town. Just then, a man approached me, towing a gas oven behind him on a piece of string. "'Scuse me guvnor," he says, "Have you got a match? Only me pilot light's gorn out and me batter pudding's getting cold." "Certainly my good man!" I replied, "Here keep the box!" And off he went happily, leaving me with that warm glow of satisfaction that one gets from doing a kindly and selfless act. Now, where was I ...? REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,199 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Wonder why even bother for those who wanna curse/swear but say it censored? Sounds hypocritical, but another way of looking at is this. Censoring words like St, Fk, Bch, Asshe, Ct is Outrageously Hilarious. For some people censoring stuff like this and saying it in censored beeps is Funny to them. So, moral of the story. Censoring St is Fking Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 What if sharks are trying to get us out of our cages, because they think we're imprisoned? Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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