KillerKingBakudan 702 December 5, 2017 #1 Share December 5, 2017 You decide to open a new massage parlor and directly compete with the Ponyville Day Spa. For all the ponies in town, this will be a completely new experience as no one has ever gotten a massage from a human with ten fingers. For you though, it's the perfect, most legitimate excuse you need to pet them. They'll be so relaxed, they won't know the difference. But first, you'll have to spread the word about your business. To do that, you've put together some invitations for free "massage therapy", and you're going to mail them to ten different ponies. The choices can be anyone in or from Equestria, and not just Ponyville. That means you could even invite the royal sisters if you want. Or Sunset. Whoever those ten ponies are, they have to be the ones you're most eager to pet. That should more than likely promote better performance on your end, hence more satisfied ponies, and better odds of them recommending you to every pony they know. So which ten would you pick? My choices: Reveal hidden contents 2 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkieShadow 4,056 December 5, 2017 #2 Share December 5, 2017 Do it need to be ten ? I can tell you ONE pony now, or I need ten days to make a decision of the ten ponies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall Gloam 18,258 December 5, 2017 #3 Share December 5, 2017 Twilight Sparkle Rarity Pinkie Pie Applejack Starlight Glimmer Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist) Fluttershy Apple Bloom Somnambula Rainbow Dash 4 Aspiring animator/illustrator, founder of MLPF's Lighthoof and Shimmy Shake fan club! "The magic of friendship grows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcissus 354 December 5, 2017 #4 Share December 5, 2017 Fluttershy Twilight Bon Bon Lyra Coco Limestone Pie Pear Butter Glim Glam Cheerilee Cadance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 December 5, 2017 Author #5 Share December 5, 2017 (edited) On 2017-12-05 at 9:39 AM, TempestShadow said: Do it need to be ten ? I can tell you ONE pony now, or I need ten days to make a decision of the ten ponies. Expand Giving so much attention to one pony can imply certain things to others. Even creepy things..... Edited December 5, 2017 by KillerKingBakudan No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,076 December 5, 2017 #6 Share December 5, 2017 Fluttershy Vinyl Scratch Lyra Octavia Pinkie Pie Applebloom Twilight Applejack Rarity Rainbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadOBabe 18,997 December 5, 2017 #7 Share December 5, 2017 Well I'm going to pretend I'm NOT giving any false pretenses like a creeper and I actually asked them if I could pet 'em and they agreed. Celestia Ahuizotl (not a pony, would probably bite me, worth it) Discord (not a pony, would probably prank me, worth it) Capper (not a pony, probably wouldn't mind in the slightest) Daring Do Dr. Caballeron Derpy Rarity Fancy Pants Saffron Masala 3 Check out my artwork any time: http://shadobabe.deviantart.com/ "OMG; You are such a troll. XD" - PathfinderCS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 December 5, 2017 #8 Share December 5, 2017 No offense, but that would sound like I'm harassing them. I would just bluntly ask if i can pet her. 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 December 6, 2017 #9 Share December 6, 2017 Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Rarity Trixie Starlight Glimmer Jasmine Scootaloo Daring Do Celestia Luna Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadOBabe 18,997 December 6, 2017 #10 Share December 6, 2017 On 2017-12-05 at 7:28 PM, TBD said: No offense, but that would sound like I'm harassing them. I would just bluntly ask if i can pet her. Expand THIS. "I'm opening a massage parlor. But I'm not actually licensed or skilled or anything. I just wanna touch yooou..." 3 Check out my artwork any time: http://shadobabe.deviantart.com/ "OMG; You are such a troll. XD" - PathfinderCS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherry-Pie 176 December 6, 2017 #11 Share December 6, 2017 1. Pinky pie 2. Maud Pie 3. Scootaloo 4. Apple Bloom 5. Sweetie bell 6. Lime stone pie 7. Rarity 8. Twilight sparkle 9. Fluttershy 10. Applejack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 December 6, 2017 Author #12 Share December 6, 2017 On 2017-12-05 at 7:28 PM, TBD said: No offense, but that would sound like I'm harassing them. I would just bluntly ask if i can pet her. Expand Assuming you weren't making them feel relaxed, then yes. That means you're doing it wrong. 1 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,199 December 6, 2017 #13 Share December 6, 2017 I would pet nopony cause nopony is somepony. Here’s my list, Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Nopony Also, Cranky Doodle Donkey is No Pony so he’s Some Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadOBabe 18,997 December 6, 2017 #14 Share December 6, 2017 On 2017-12-06 at 9:11 AM, KillerKingBakudan said: Assuming you weren't making them feel relaxed, then yes. That means you're doing it wrong. Expand Yes, because there’s a “right” way to lie to everyone just so you can touch them like a creep. Just be honest. “Hey do you mind if I stroke your mane/fur. I’m stupidly curious what it feels like and as you can see, I don’t have any of my own.” 2 Check out my artwork any time: http://shadobabe.deviantart.com/ "OMG; You are such a troll. XD" - PathfinderCS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 December 7, 2017 Author #15 Share December 7, 2017 On 2017-12-06 at 9:29 AM, ShadOBabe said: Yes, because there’s a “right” way to lie to everyone just so you can touch them like a creep. Just be honest. “Hey do you mind if I stroke your mane/fur. I’m stupidly curious what it feels like and as you can see, I don’t have any of my own.” Expand The therapeutic benefits are still the same. If the pony clients accept your invite, you tell them everything you're going to do with your hands, and you're not making kissy faces or baby talking them, I don't think they'd care. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritishBrony2012 809 December 31, 2017 #16 Share December 31, 2017 Derpy, Minuette, Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Maud, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octivia, & Vinyl Scartch Proud British Brony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altastrofae 933 January 1, 2018 #17 Share January 1, 2018 From Mostly to Least on scale of whod i wanna pet 1. Fluttershy (she looks SO soft!) 2. Lyra (shes just UBER CUTE!) 3. Rarity (her mane probably feels goddly with how well she takes care of it) 4. Luna (SHES SO BIG! and Celestia, sorry... youre not cute enough... sorry... 5. Twilight (cuz i mean i kinda have to) 6. Sweetie Belle (shes like a little puppy!) there wasnt a good sweetie emoji, so heres flutters again XD 7. Pinkie (just to see if the fan theory of her mane tasting like cotton candy is true) is that weird? curiosity is my greatest weakness... 8. Mrs. Cake (cuz y not?) 9. Cadence (I Like her voice) 10. Shining Armor (hes the only cute boy in the show...) thats all... im weird... We are not human beings having a spiritual experience We are spiritual beings having a human experience | signature by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,988 January 1, 2018 #18 Share January 1, 2018 My Choices on whom I'd want to to pat... (BTW No 1 is my Waifu) 10. Princess Celestia 9. Princess Cadence 8. Pinkie Pie (tho bipolar and would attempt to murder me, but all dat fur, fat and supposed to smell like cotton canday ) 7. Starlight Glimmer 6. Princess Luna 5. Trixie 4. Rainbow Dash Reveal hidden contents 3. Twilight Sparkle 2. Twilight Sparkle 1. Twilight Sparkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Piranha 29,424 January 1, 2018 #19 Share January 1, 2018 1-Twi 2-Fluttershy 3-Pinks 4-Dashie 5-Diamond Tiara 6-Silver Spoon 7-Apple Bloom 8-Sweetie 9-Scootie 10- McFlurry Sig by Discords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,988 January 2, 2018 #20 Share January 2, 2018 My Choices on whom I'd want to to pat... (BTW No 1 is my Waifu) 10. Princess Celestia 9. Princess Cadence 8. Pinkie Pie (tho bipolar and would attempt to murder me, but all dat fur, fat and supposed to smell like cotton canday ) 7. Starlight Glimmer 6. Princess Luna 5. Trixie 4. Rainbow Dash Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents 3. Twilight Sparkle 2. Twilight Sparkle 1. Twilight Sparkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormBlaze 992 January 3, 2018 #21 Share January 3, 2018 Dashie, Troubleshoes, Big Mac (I love big heavy horses), Sombra, (wild card) Zecora, Rarity, Lyra, Shining Armour, Soarin, (#1) Spitfire DeviantArt ~~~ YouTube ~~~ MLP Forum Store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinda deleted 224 January 3, 2018 #22 Share January 3, 2018 1.fluttershy 2.applejack 3.rainbow dash 4.pinkie pie 5.twilight sparkle 6.marble pie 7.sweetie bell 8.applebloom 9.princess Celestia 10.flurry heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanW200 306 January 6, 2018 #23 Share January 6, 2018 These are the ponies I would love to pet first 1. Pinkie Pie- because she looks so fluffy and cuddly 2. Fluttershy- because she looks so soft 3. Rarity- because of her styled mane and tail 4. Starlight Glimmer- because of her attractiveness 5. Lyra Heartstrings- because her hair looks so silky 6. Lemon Hearts- because of her shiny yellow coat 7. Sweetie Belle- because shes a cute filly 8. Apple Bloom- because she is a nice filly 9. Sugar belle- because of her extra curly mane and tail 10. Rainbow Dash- Because she has very strong wings and can fly super fast I have to feel her muscles she is very strong for a girl Pinkie Pie is the number one pony I would want to touch first starting with her tail than her mane than her coat so on and so forth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyrin 28 January 8, 2018 #24 Share January 8, 2018 1: Lyra 2: Bonbon 3: Rainbow Dash 4: Octavia 5: Dj-pon3 6: Applejack 7: Starlight 8: Minuette 9: Maud Pie 10: Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,307 January 9, 2018 #25 Share January 9, 2018 1. Fluttershy 2. Pinkie Pie 3. Minuette 4. Derpy 5. Twilight 6. Rarity 7. Applejack 8. Rainbow Dash 9. Big Macintosh 10. Luna At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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