Dear Princess Celestia

[BigMacaroni 47]

Title is pretty obvious, just write a letter to Celestia.

Dear Princess Celestia,

The eraser on my favorite pencil finally wore down. Please send help.

Edited February 6, 2018 by BigMacaroni

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please take control of a world called "earth", find a way to get here, I don't know how but, make it quit.
We need you.

Sincerely, humanity.

[Sparklefan1234 163,899]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Who is the fairest one of all?

 

Sincerely, Sparklefan1234

Edited February 6, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Please Take over the human realm,

We're not safe to rule ourselves.

 

sincerly,

One who hopes for alicorn leadership

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Can I marry your sister ?

Please ?

 

Sincerely, your futur brother in law.

[Sparklefan1234 163,899]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

Sincerely, Sparklefan1234

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Can you introduce me to your student?

Please?

 

Sincerely, 

Sherbert Music-Guard

[Moonfire Dusk 29]

Dear Princess Celstia,

 

Please create a portal so I can come to your world, humanity sucks.

 

Sincerely,

Wants to escape

[Gabriel 560]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’ll have two number 9s,
a number 9 large,
a number 6 with extra dip,
a number 7,
two number 45s, one with cheese,
and a large soda.

With sincere appreciation,
Big Smoke
Gabe

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I wanted to let you know that...

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

 

Your student,

Barry Bee Benson.

AKA Rhythm Red.

[MickeyAdaptus 2,209]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I created a massive time paradox with another failed spell of mine, and it is now destroying reality as I write this, my time machine spell has really messed things up.

As usual, I and the girls will try to get out of here as fast as I can so you can stop relying on me to fix all of Equestria's problems fix this situation.

Your generic human in Equestria fanfic character star pupil Anon Twilight Sparkle

 

 

Ps, please don't check your cake supply, it um... I ate all the cake Blueblood stole everything inside and ran off with it!

Edited February 6, 2018 by Mickey Adaptus

[Altastrofae 933]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Can you arrange a snuggle-session between me and your sister? Also, where did she go to the bathroom on the moon?

Sincerely,

Somepony in love with your sister

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Can you bannish the Paul bros.

 

PLEEEEEEASE??

 

Sincearly, 

The one who hopes (Esperanto)

[Sparklefan1234 163,899]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Would you please tell Princess Twilight Sparkle how happy I am that she's allowed me to use her name on this forum?

 

Sincerely, Sparklefan1234

[ShadOBabe 18,987]

Dear Princess Celestia,

You're awesome, I love you. <3

Your biggest fan, ShadOBabe

[Orenda 127]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Could you do all my homework for me?

 

Sincerely,

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,413]

Dear Princess Celestia,

This is for you.

[Will Guide 21,333]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I've learned that me and my Changeling half are figurative soulmates as well as literal soulmates. If it's alright with you, my Unicorn host and I request that we could be wedded as a gay couple in the near future.

Your Unicorn-Changeling hybrid,

Will Guide

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Dear Princess Celestia,

          Today I learned that if you eat 3 tubs of ice cream, none of your friends want to be with you and see you hugging the garbage can with your head in it.

From me.

[Altastrofae 933]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I must bring to your attention the drawings people make of you. Kill some of these people. Google yourself, you'll see what I mean

[SkyPie 261]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why aren't you as powerful as you seemed to be?  

[BigMacaroni 47]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why are Twilight and all her friends you always saving Equestria all the time, while you either do almost nothing or are unable too help in some way you really deserve a break.

Love Sincerely, Big Red Stallion With Orange Hair and Freckles

Edited February 7, 2018 by BigMacaroni

[Here No Longer 5,271]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Do you know of a spell that can make some people, you know, less idiotic? It could be instrumental in saving the human race someday.

Sincerely, 

Some Person That's Concerned About How Dumb the Human Race is...

[King of Canterlot 9,596]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'M COMING FOR YOU

-From your friendly comrade, The King of Canterlot 

[Tinkh_ 239]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Hello, my name is Amber. I should be asleep but instead here we are.

Sincerely,

Amber