Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Raskolnikov 1,637]

"Where's Simba?"

"Why is Skillet on the ceiling?" 

[Nitobit 2,149]

"He's kind of a... wizard lizard."

[Snoopy Fan 7,588]

Good thing I spotted that when I did.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

 "Is Killswitch Engage dad metal?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"'He's showing signs of a pressure induced psychosis and he has a nuclear weapon', is not a sentence I ever hoped to hear in my entire life"

 

[ExplosionMare 21,021]

"Why is she stealing my panties?!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

 "A wise man once said...Y'all ready for this?"