Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Raskolnikov 1,733]

"Where's Simba?"

"Why is Skillet on the ceiling?" 

[Nitobit 2,181]

"He's kind of a... wizard lizard."

[Snoopy Fan 8,333]

Good thing I spotted that when I did.

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "Is Killswitch Engage dad metal?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"'He's showing signs of a pressure induced psychosis and he has a nuclear weapon', is not a sentence I ever hoped to hear in my entire life"

 

[ExplosionMare 21,722]

"Why is she stealing my panties?!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "A wise man once said...Y'all ready for this?"

[Silly Druid 7,653]

"I think I worked out how he did it: He reversed the polarity of the neutron flow inside the dillithium core matrix by bombarding it with an inverse photonic beam inside a dense fluidic substrate. Pretty simple when you think about it."

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "It's like god touched you with his grace..." 

 "I sure hope not!" 

[Samurai Equine 54,989]

He didn't want to stop until he thought it was his idea to stop. 

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"American old Country Dancing, in Olten, Switzerland. That's something I didn't think I'd see today."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur"

[Iridescent Edge 516]

"One of the soundtracks in this game is literally called 'Clop.'"

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"You gotta go! They got sticks and they're not wearing any pants!"

 

[Snoopy Fan 8,333]

This just keeps getting crazier and crazier.

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"Is that Phoebe's dad from Friends? Sorry to digress ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "I want that emo twink obliterated."

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"We're going to have to open this up and do some exploratory exploration."

 

[Silly Druid 7,653]

"Being a kaiju is not a crime, just don't break anything."

[Denim&Venöm 20,436]

 "The gods were testing me and I refused to study!"

[Nitobit 2,181]

"Maybe the real problems were friends we made along the way"

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"It's never fun when you get a seized mixture screw ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,989]

The dynamite has been added to the chocolate frosting.

[Tropical Melody 7,496]

"Steve is going for the pink ball – and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 8,333]

Alright, here goes nothing.