Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[liujiadong 2,941]

Holler 'David,' and a bunch of folks turn around.

[Denim&Venöm 21,870]

"Took me a minute to figure out what weed had to do with Kyle looking like an elf."

[Frostbit 2,449]

"So he is wearing a crown?"

"Yes."

"And we know that our enemy is King Sombra?"

"Yes."

"Gasp! He killed King Sombra!"

[Tropical Melody 8,796]

"Can we heat up a mince pie with an electric hand warmer? Let's find out ..."

 

[Espy 4,931]

Don’t be that person who doesn’t have the sound of a metal shipping container door closing when you need it.

[liujiadong 2,941]

Oh, fudge! I forgot my fudge.

[Samurai Equine 58,108]

Finally, a reason to not lose any hair. 

[Denim&Venöm 21,870]

"Eddie Kingston could murder someone in broad daylight with a fire axe and I'd just assume that person had it coming."

[Otaku-sempai 837]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"