Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,187]

 "You know what's tweaker proof? 

 Gravel!"

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"Wow I haven't been this enlightened since I learned Robin isn't the son of Batman"

 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,062]

"I guess sometimes you really do have to hand it to the French"

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

The coffee wasn't completely necessary. 

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"Some confusion caused by a signpost that said 'Keswick 8 miles' in one direction, and 'Keswick 10 miles' in the other..."

 

[Silly Druid 6,675]

"You have a semi-intelligent look on your face."

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

Ugh. That's not real lemonade! It tastes like liquid Starburst. 

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"Flobadob, ickle Weed!"
To which she would reply "Wee-ed!" in a high-pitched whiney voice.

 

[Mirage 24,742]

'you're gunna need a pulley puller for that'

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

I need a summer haircut for summer weather. 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,062]

“Indiana is just Ohio but without the good parts”

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"You're over-thinking it. Ivan wouldn't Google search or travel about looking for a specific brand of grease, he'd use what he'd got."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

NOOOOO~!!! 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,521]

If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics, someone will definitely show up to argue.

[Totally Nyx 35,922]

"Scanner gremlins think they are so funny."

[Lawyer Slip 2,421]

"So, no one else thinks he's real? Just me? Whatevs."

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

Ugh... I hate construction. 

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"You know what I just did? What no man ever does? I got out the instructions ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,187]

 "How's the kid who swallowed the coins doing?"

"No change yet." 

[Cagey 4,217]

"What archetype is the Joker--?"

"Best friend. Love interest."

"Work wife!"

[Samurai Equine 50,170]

Honestly, I am surprised I am still awake.

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"Reeee! You can't put eggs in the microwave they'll explode! Reeeee!!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,187]

"You think you're in a room...

But you've been wrong before."

[Tropical Melody 5,810]

"He came all the way from Gatwick! Long drive! But we gave him a Latte, so it was worth every hour wasn't it?"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,421]

 Me: "Anyone else have that feeling like your forgetting something even though you've already packed everything that you own from the vacation house but you still have that strong masculine urge to ho sweep the house top to bottom several times knowing you already have everything but you just feel like you have to do it?"

 My family: . . .

Me: Yeah, I thought it was just me. I'm gonna do it anyways. See ya in 2 hours once I'm done!