Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.

[Tropical Melody 7,105]

"I can be a movie director! All they do is this ... 

... and fly around the world and pick up chicks. I can do that."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,092]

 "That is not a Decepticon. That is your mom's hand me down Acura." 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

Have they been staring at each other for three days straight?

[Starlight Serenade 3,849]

"11 trillion lost since January? And here I thought my ex wife hated me!"

 

Edited April 9 by Starlight Serenade
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[Silly Druid 7,550]

"...today's frontier of intellectual discourse which is Reddit..."

[Tropical Melody 7,105]

"Let's have a quick zoom and a sweep round ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

It only has two settings!

[Samurai Equine 54,053]

Oh no. I've been chicken gyatted. 

[Tropical Melody 7,105]

"I didn't know you had a doorbell?"

"Only friends know."

 

 

Edited April 11 by Tropical Melody
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[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

I’m a wreck today.

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

There’s absolutely nothing in this box.

[Nitobit 2,080]

"Is it heavy?"

"Not really."

"You just wasted an opportunity to make it interesting."

[Denim&Venöm 20,092]

"We do this not because it's easy, but because we thought it would be easy." 

[Tropical Melody 7,105]

"And it says ....... it says you need to get your glasses, is what it says ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

Why does this keep happening to me?

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

When I get home, I’m going to take a shower and go to bed.

[Tropical Melody 7,105]

"British etiquette unwritten rule number thirteen - if someone says 'We should meet up soon' it means they never want to see you again - they'e just being polite."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

It’s becoming too powerful.

[Denim&Venöm 20,092]

 

"love that all the girls are just “goth” “punk” “emo” and then there’s 'Brasil.' " 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

[Dawnshine Wonder 2,614]

Thou Shalt Not Break Pinkie Promises!

[Denim&Venöm 20,092]

 "U guys like mai new thigh high socks? 

 Fk, wrong server." 

[Snoopy Fan 5,864]

Why is it whenever I have an opinion, it’s wrong?

[ThePinkestofPones 5,658]

"It's just a prank bruh, "

"GREGORY IF YOU SAY THAT SH*T ONE MORE TIME, I will pour fizzy faz on you and see if it burns like gasoline got it!? "

"Eep "

"Yeah, you'd better hush it " 

(Fnaf but Cassie snaps on Gregory)