Appley Hooves 136 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 Trying to go pee in the middle of the night in the downstairs bathroom without turning the light on, and finding out someone left the seat up when I sat down, so I got stuck in the bowl Yeah, I uhh pee sitting down. Idk why. Being weird is fun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br O N Y 382 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Appley Hooves said: Trying to go pee in the middle of the night in the downstairs bathroom without turning the light on, and finding out someone left the seat up when I sat down, so I got stuck in the bowl Yeah, I uhh pee sitting down. Idk why. Being weird is fun That's not weird, I do that too, and I appreciate when someone does that, because then they don't cover the whole toilet and the area around it with your pee. So unless it's a really filthy public toilet, I also mostly sit down lol. 1 Bromine Oxygen Nitrogen Yttrium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 (edited) I was looking for an blue "glow n dark" paint and found one. And I want to see what it look like so I covered it over with my hands to see it glow, it didn't. I turned to the worker and said "it doesn't work what a ripoff!" But it turn out the paint I was holding was a "clear blue" not "glow in the dark." Somehow I misread the word "clear" for "glow". Edited August 9, 2018 by TBD ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyCorn 428 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 Confessed to my crush, only to find after the second time we reunited that he doesn't have a crush on me anymore. >//////< 1 Happy Halloween | Banner by @Kyoshi <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ2489 2,855 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 uhhh I dropped a waste toner cartridge on my new white shirt at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br O N Y 382 August 10, 2018 Share August 10, 2018 14 hours ago, Fangirl Mode said: Confessed to my crush, only to find after the second time we reunited that he doesn't have a crush on me anymore. >//////< That's not stupid at all, it was a very couragous thing of you to do, you should be proud. I'am sorry he didn't feel the same. I sent really weird and suggestive messages to my female math tutor lol. If I would keep posting every stupid thing I do, half of the comments in this topic would be from me lol. Bromine Oxygen Nitrogen Yttrium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Note 2,748 August 11, 2018 Share August 11, 2018 Walking in the dark and nearly going headfirst into a wall was the dumbest things I've done recently. (coming soon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash 1,472 August 11, 2018 Share August 11, 2018 I do a lot of dumb things, but the most recent one was get into a verbal fight with a neighbor who would take up two parking spots with his motorcycle. I thought i was in the right since, you know, common sense and courtesy would have one believe a motorcycle would only need one spot. However this guy was adamant that because it was an expensive bike. Spent 20 minutes getting mad. R.I.P. Lord Bababa and Harmonic Revelations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,564 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 (edited) Put a resistor in series with a boost-converer. Smoke Edited October 4, 2020 by Splashee® Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Heart 331 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 (That kind of spiteful wording I used in a recently locked thread. That....... I don't even know what happened to me back there.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 November 19, 2020 Share November 19, 2020 Forgot to put a notice a client received in an email in our database this past week. Still fixed it on time, but she received it a month ago. ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixonTheAdversary 1,632 November 20, 2020 Share November 20, 2020 Surprisingly, I think I've managed to not do anything stupid recently. At least, nothing significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clawdeen 14,594 December 23, 2020 Share December 23, 2020 I was feeling a bit down so I was like you know what? I’ll have a glass of wine. I’m not the sort of person who drinks a lot or that often(mostly a glass or two and only socially). What’s one glass? Drank the whole bottle. Since I’m not a frequent drinker Its a bit obvious why this was a poor decision. *Absolutely FLAWLESS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreambiscuit 9,877 January 2, 2021 Share January 2, 2021 I was cooking a prime rib for New Years dinner and was using a new digital meat thermometer I got for Christmas. I was a little confused when the thermometer kept showing me the same temperature (165F) no matter what I did or how long the meat cooked. So I abandoned it and went with my instincts. It turned out that the thermometer had a sticker showing what the digital readout should look like, including the 165f temp, applied right over the actual readout. I was reading the damn sticker the whole time instead of the actual readout hidden underneath it. When my oversight was pointed out to me and the sticker removed, i was happy to see the temp was pretty close to where I wanted it, and the meat came out pretty good. But there was some chuckling at the table at my expense during dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohne 408 January 2, 2021 Share January 2, 2021 confessed to my crush TWICE, got rejected both times lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vefka 1,499 January 17, 2021 Share January 17, 2021 A few days ago a teacher gave me a pile of our textbooks in the beginning of a class (I'm in a first row btw). I thought "Why did she have me all those textbooks? She must've did it accidentally", grabbed my textbook from the pile and returned them on the teacher's table. I realized that those textbooks were for people in my line (or vertical row idk) and I had to hand them, when my classmates behind my got up a went to the teacher's table to take their textbooks and gave my "thanks a lot" looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Pink One 13,507 January 18, 2021 Share January 18, 2021 Go to work........... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chin Chin 1,209 August 26, 2021 Share August 26, 2021 Tried a very hard roundhouse kick on a hard bag filled with sand 😬😬 that was followed by a couple of mins screaming and a long limp bk to the car and a noice shiney bruise 😂 Test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,065 August 26, 2021 Share August 26, 2021 Forget to write my login to an account down resulting in having to make a new account Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggWheelsManning 10,619 August 31, 2021 Share August 31, 2021 Not paying attention to the produce section of Wal Mart to look for blueberries Special thanks to Emerald Heart for the banner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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