Cider Contest 4.0: Haiku Challenge

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

 Hey, no need to cuss,
Or be rude to each other
It's just a game 

Aj=38
 

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

My is that the time?

Should get on with thirty nine

Nice it's a rhyme

 

Aj=39

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

She chugs another,
Such pace will it win the race?
Best keep chugging them

Aj=40

[Altastrofae 933]

Not on Trixie's watch

Trixie is getting lightheaded

But don't think I'm out

 

Trixie = 44

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

She's catching up
It's going down to the line
Perseverance counts

Aj=41

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Altastrofae 933]

Just now, Dawnchaser said:

She's catching up
It's going down the the line
Perseverance counts

Aj=40

I think you meant "41"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

1 minute ago, Altastrofae said:

Not on Trixie's watch

Trixie is getting lightheaded

But don't think I'm out

 

Trixie = 44

Middle line is eight syllabus, and the counter reckons 21 :|

[Altastrofae 933]

1 minute ago, Dawnchaser said:

Middle line is eight syllabus, and the counter reckons 21 :|

That's only because you typed "the" twice. Otherwise, it's fine

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

...and it reckons youre one down on #43

Well counter says 15 but Aj is ay-jay so two therefore 16

I'll just swap the first the for a to

[Altastrofae 933]

Just now, Dawnchaser said:

...and it reckons youre one down on #43

Well counter says 15 but Aj is ay-jay so two therefore 16

Oh, you were talking about mine! No worries, let me fix that

Trixie, trying to

Keep up with AJ, downs yet

Another cider

 

Trixie = 44

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Aj keeps drinking,
There will be a judgement
It's getting tense

Aj=42

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Altastrofae 933]

You ain't catchin up

It's Trixie's time to shine!

She deserves it! BOOM!

 

Trixie = 45

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Deserves it? You sure?
Aj has done it by herself
Let's keep racing

Aj=43

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Shucks and fiddlesticks
Tit for tat and all that jazz
Nose to the grindstone

Aj=44

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Better knuckle down,
Finishing line looms ahead
Full steam ahead, go

Aj=45

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Push push push keep going
Go harder faster stronger
Aj grits her teeth
 

Aj=46

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Just a nose in it,
Like camping this is intense
Let's see who wins

Aj=47

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Bit between the teeth,
Feeling great at forty eight
Keep chugging Aj

 

Aj=48

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Must not get cocky,
She has not yet crossed the line.
Drinking forty nine.

Aj=49

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Modesty prevails

"I couldn't do it without

The kind help of Dawn"

 

Aj=50

 

Spoiler

Yee haw, how'd ya like them apples, Sugarcube?

 

 

 

(I think I'll retire from these games.)

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Well played, @Dawnchaser!

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Is it over yet?
Waiting for official word,
Congrats is still prepped.

Rarity: 19

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

41 minutes ago, Sunny Fox said:

Well played, @Dawnchaser!

I dedicate this to my favourite pony, to staying up late, being awoken in the middle of the night and only getting 2hrs sleep thanks to my daughter  and having a day off work

Agreed, best to await official word from @ChB 

(please take all mentions of Aj as "ay-jay" rather than "adge" (or however you might say Aj as a word))

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

32 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

(please take all mentions of Aj as "ay-jay" rather than "adge" (or however you might say Aj as a word))

Nope, all your haiku are now belong to Rarity. She wins! Yay! 

[ChB 18,550]

In a stunning turn of events, Applejack comes back from a 21 point deficit and wins the contest!

 

Congrats, Applejack!

You win the fourth Cider Cup!

Three cheers for Apples!

 

 

Also giving a three-way MVP (most valuable posters) award to our biggest contributors:

@Lord Valtasar,  @Dawnchaser,  and @Sunny Fox!

Thanks for the great Haiku's, friends! 

Here's some cider for you all!  

 

Thanks for playing, Everypony! Stay tuned for our 5th cider contest!