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Two games responsible for the Video Hame Crash of 1983, one of the worst events the game industry has ever seen. Even as a video game nerd, I...can't really say much about these two.....just watch and read....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9srvn09IXNk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2o3mlg5AxQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_video_game_crash_of_1983

 

Luckily, it was saved by up-and-coming Nintendo and the revolutionary 8-bit console, the NES.


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This:

 

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Assuming on how legit the reviews look like from the cover art, it barely even overtook Super Mario 64. And from what I read on Wikipedia, Accolade claims that "there was no time to improve upon it", considering as how they rushed the game without the need to improve the badly-made levels made by 5-year olds, especially from the absolutely horrible gameplay, mainly the character's VERY slow movement. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

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Wait...changed my mind.

I just remembered this.

[media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f3HDsgLV68[/media]

 

I think it is safe to say that you're winner.

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This bitch right here. There's no freaking action. All you do is press the buttons that appear on screen and you outrun the dinosaurs. And like, 85% of the game is pure coversations. There is literally, no fun in this game. You except it to be a game where you run around with a gun and try to kill the dinosaurs... or better yet, BE A DINOSAUR! But NOOO. It's THIS S***!

 

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Superman 64.

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LMFAO! XD THE COMMENTARY! I HAD TO PAUSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SO THAT I WOULDN'T DIE OF LAUGHTER! Edited by Swit Swat

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Superman 64.

[media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkYBmlOd9os[/media]

 

Oh, how hath I forgotten this piece of utter crap that has left the skid mark of a lifetime on the history of video games?

 

Well, at least the outcome wasn't as tragic as it could've been....*cough*1983*cough*


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This bitch right here. There's no freaking action. All you do is press the buttons that appear on screen and you outrun the dinosaurs. And like, 85% of the game is pure coversations. There is literally, no fun in this game. You except it to be a game where you run around with a gun and try to kill the dinosaurs... or better yet, BE A DINOSAUR! But NOOO. It's THIS S***!

 

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Well there is big "The Game" on the boxart so that game is obviously just for trolling.

 

Okay, bad joke, but seriously that game is total crap.

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Never before have I seen something crash and burn quite as spectacularly as this disaster. Having to wait years for a game that was truly terrible must have been a kick in the teeth for the Nukem fans.

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I remember one of the first Superman games where you couldnt even fly but jump and if you took too much damage you turned into Clark Kent. On top of that you could only use a few powers as soon as you found a power up and even then they only lasted a few seconds. Never played and I never will.


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Zelda Cd-I not really much of a Zelda game but instead something much, much worse.

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Never before have I seen something crash and burn quite as spectacularly as this disaster. Having to wait years for a game that was truly terrible must have been a kick in the teeth for the Nukem fans.

 

I believe it says WORST, not outdated. And no. It wasn't a kick in the teeth. Try "kicked in the throat with a flaming fanboy's [WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS THREAD WITH THAT!]. Yes. It was that bad. At least the multiplayer go-*SHIN KICK TO THE TEEF.*


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Superman 64.

[media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkYBmlOd9os[/media]

 

lololololololol I forgot about this game, wow.

why did you have to bring back the horrid memories? WHY!?!?


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This game is cheesy, in the sense that it's trying to make a statement, but the statement makes absolutely no sense.

 

It's bad. It's just... bad. The concept is dumb, and there's no advancement. So you play for 2 seconds, and you're done. Not to mention the controls suck.

 

Also, have I ever mentioned it's the goriest thing I've ever seen? I mean, I realize that's what they were going for, but why would you make a game that would deter people further from your message? That music, also, haunted me for weeks. Creepy.

 

Worst. Game. Ever.

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Every game in the $10 and under bin ~

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I disagree. Pricing is not good indicator of how good a game is. In my experience, I have found absolute gems for $10 and less and seen some pretty bad games being valued at much higher. A good case of this is Psychonauts. It's a marvelous game, and you can pick it up from anywhere for $8.99. This game may be slightly old, but it's an absolute must have.

 

Saying a game is cheesy because it fits in that price range is very sweeping and indicative of having little knowledge of pricing within the industry. Older games and Indie games tend to have lower prices. It doesn't automatically make them cheesy.

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