Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

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3 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Ahh...I'd say she's more the Cadence aunt who spoils them rotten."

*Playful snort.* "Yet, nowhere near as how spoiled you treated Flurry Heart as a foal."

"Kids are my kryptonite, what can I say?"

 

"Why are baby goats your kryptonite?" 

Edited September 3, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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15 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Why are baby goats your kryptonite?" 

"Because- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*Snorts and giggles uncontrollably.*

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2 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

*Snorts and giggles uncontrollably.*

 

"Twilight just turned into a pig, what did you do Stardust?!" /

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Twilight just turned into a pig, what did you do Stardust?!" /

"Naaaaaah, she's only a pig when Spike brings home the hayburgers- Ow."

"You can talk dear..."

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2 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Naaaaaah, she's only a pig when Spike brings home the hayburgers- Ow."

 

You meant bacon, didn't you? 

Twilight LOVES her bacon! 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

You meant bacon, didn't you? 

Twilight LOVES her bacon! 

"No she doesn't-!" *Clears throat.* "I mean, I don't know where that ridiculous rumour came from, but it's obviously untrue. I, like the rest of my kind, am a herbivore, through and through. That one time in Canterlot High didn't count."

"Nor was it canon."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"No she doesn't-!" *Clears throat.* "I mean, I don't know where that ridiculous rumour came from, but it's obviously untrue. I, like the rest of my kind, am a herbivore, through and through. That one time in Canterlot High didn't count."

 

*Slowly raises hoof*

 

That being said, the Twilight who likes bacon is your clone who takes part in my "Ask the Mane 6" thread. 

 

Does that make you feel any better? 

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14 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

*Slowly raises hoof*

 

That being said, the Twilight who likes bacon is your clone who takes part in my "Ask the Mane 6" thread. 

 

Does that make you feel any better? 

"Oh... Well, um... I guess that makes me feel a little better...?"

"Heh. Certainly not the Princess of Smooth Talk, are you love?"

*Pony elbows.* "Whereas you're hardly the Prince of Tact, Jack."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Whereas you're hardly the Prince of Tact, Jack."

 

And that's a fact! 

"Do you believe in aliens?" 

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9 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

And that's a fact! 

"Do you believe in aliens?" 

"...Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"That's... His way in saying yes. As for myself, I'm a little open-minded than some. I do hope, someday, we'll meet so much new life in Equestria's future, to spread the magic of friendship all over the universe!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"It's not that funny..."

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2 hours ago, Stardust Balance said:

"That's... His way in saying yes. As for myself, I'm a little open-minded than some. I do hope, someday, we'll meet so much new life in Equestria's future, to spread the magic of friendship all over the universe!"

 

I think so, too, Twilight. 

Why must you be so close-minded, @Stardust Balance? You're married to an Alicorn after all. 

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On 9/4/2019 at 7:00 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I think so, too, Twilight. 

Why must you be so close-minded, @Stardust Balance? You're married to an Alicorn after all. 

"Because I simply can! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

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"Twilight, how are things going now that you don't have camera crews following you around all the time?" 

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On 10/16/2019 at 2:01 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Twilight, how are things going now that you don't have camera crews following you around all the time?" 

"I'm sure it's something I'll grow accustomed to. At least now I don't have to worry about embarrassing myself live at any inopportune moment."

*Muffled laughter.*

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On 10/17/2019 at 6:38 AM, Stardust Balance said:

"I'm sure it's something I'll grow accustomed to. At least now I don't have to worry about embarrassing myself live at any inopportune moment."

*Muffled laughter.*

 

"What do you plan to do now that you are retired from show business?"

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"What do you plan to do now that you are retired from show business?"

"Continue forward with the duties that lay before my hoofs. As one chapter closes, another opens!"

"And I'll be there at every step of the way."

"Well, that certainly makes a nice change."

"Please love, don't ruin the moment."

"We were having a moment?"

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@Stardust Balance why didn't you ever make a guest appearance in Friendship is Magic?

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Stardust Balance why didn't you ever make a guest appearance in Friendship is Magic?

"They couldn't afford me."

"Nopony can, with that egregious proposal you refer as 'payment.'"

"It's not that unreasonable..."

"'All the soda in the world' is hardly a valid deal for compensation, dear."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"They couldn't afford me."

"Nopony can, with that egregious proposal you refer as 'payment.'"

"It's not that unreasonable..."

"'All the soda in the world' is hardly a valid deal for compensation, dear."

 

Do ponies drink soda? 

The reason you might not've been hired is because the ponies don't know what "soda" is. 

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1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Do ponies drink soda? 

The reason you might not've been hired is because the ponies don't know what "soda" is. 

"My dear, if soda was a foreign concept in Equestria, I would have gone insane years ago!"

"Likely dragging me along for the ride..."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"My dear, if soda was a foreign concept in Equestria, I would have gone insane years ago!"

"Likely dragging me along for the ride..."

 

How do you feel about Twilight being a "princess" princess? 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

How do you feel about Twilight being a "princess" princess? 

"Is that a polite way of asking how I feel about Uselestia making Twilight her scapegoat replacement? Offended. Annoyed. Exasperated. Furious. Disbelieving. Not surprised. Weary. Skeptic. Oh don't give me those looks, Twilight, you knew from the start I was against this asinine, genius move on that waste of space's part."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

Is that a polite way of asking how I feel about Uselestia making Twilight her scapegoat replacement?

 

Yes? 

Also, do you prefer smiles or laughter? 

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1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Also, do you prefer smiles or laughter? 

"I mean, both are heavenly when they come from Twilight..."

"Just as it is nice to hear his laughter and see that genuine smile."

"But all in all-"

"I'd have to say-"

*Both look at each other, beaming.* "His/her smile is the best."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

*Both look at each other, beaming.* "His/her smile is the best."

 

Stardust smiles? I don't believe you.  (JK. )