Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Stardust smiles? I don't believe you.  (JK. ) 

*Giggles.* "I know. It's a rare novelty since I don't often see it myself."

"I'm still here you know..."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

*Giggles.* "I know. It's a rare novelty since I don't often see it myself."

"I'm still here you know..."

 

That's why we tease you, isn't that right Twilie? 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

That's why we tease you, isn't that right Twilie? 

"Absolutely!"

*Grumbles fond annoyance beneath breath...*

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Absolutely!"

*Grumbles fond annoyance beneath breath...*

 

How do your kids feel knowing that their mother is a big star both in Equestria & abroad? 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

How do your kids feel knowing that their mother is a big star both in Equestria & abroad? 

"Well, I'm sure they'll both form their own opinions on the matter once they graduate from kindergarten. As for Spike, he's too busy looking like a flexing swollen lizard Dwayne Johnson-"

"Jack." *Clears throat.* "It's not too great a deal, Sparkle. To be honest, as Jack put it, the twins are occupied with growing up first to worry about their mother's status. I only hope it won't go to their heads in future."

"Like Spike?"

"Like Spi-" *Glares.*

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

As for Spike, he's too busy looking like a flexing swollen lizard Dwayne Johnson-"

 

Spike has always been Twilight's "Rock", isn't that right Twilight? 

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13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Spike has always been Twilight's "Rock", isn't that right Twilight? 

"Hmhm. You got that right. Only Spike is just a bit more helpful with the chores."

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4 hours ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Hmhm. You got that right. Only Spike is just a bit more helpful with the chores."

 

So, Stardust is a lazy moocher? 

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26 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

So, Stardust is a lazy moocher? 

"And PROUD of it."

"Though you shouldn't be."

"Meh."

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"How do you feel about fan mail?"

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"How do you feel about fan mail?"

"Flattering, for the most part."

"Annoying, for the most part."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Flattering, for the most part."

"Annoying, for the most part."

 

Are you jealous, @Stardust Balance? 

If I can think up a question about proper beard maintenance I'll be sure to ask you first.    

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54 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Are you jealous, @Stardust Balance? 

If I can think up a question about proper beard maintenance I'll be sure to ask you first.    

"Oh hardy har! But I was referring to my own fan letters if you must know. But I suppose it's irritating as well when fan mail for either of us disrupt our alone time..."

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1 hour ago, Stardust Balance said:

Oh hardy har! But I was referring to my own fan letters if you must know.

 

You get fan mail? 

 Why do I have a feeling you write it to yourself? 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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45 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

You get fan mail, why do I have a feeling you write it to yourself? 

"Oi! I DO have fans."

"Surprisingly."

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2 hours ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Oi! I DO have fans."

"Surprisingly."

 

I'm sure they both love their father very much, isn't that right? 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

7 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I'm sure they both love their father very much, isn't that right? 

*Grumbles under breath.*

*Giggles fondly, pecking his cheek.* "That they do."

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*Looks at avatar*

When did you become cool, @Stardust Balance? 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Looks at avatar*

When did you become cool, @Stardust Balance? 

*Smirks.* "I've always been cool, my dear. Spike can attest to that."

"Oh brother..."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

*Smirks.* "I've always been cool, my dear. Spike can attest to that."

"Oh brother..."

 

Where did you get your sunglasses? You weren't this cool a month ago. (JK. )

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1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Where did you get your sunglasses? You weren't this cool a month ago. (JK. )

"They were a wedding gift from another version of me and his wife. They wanted to give me a motobike-"

"They wanted to give Spike the bike, Jack, and we managed to dissuade them of their generous gift."

"So sunglasses instead,"

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"They were a wedding gift from another version of me and his wife. They wanted to give me a motobike-"

"They wanted to give Spike the bike, Jack, and we managed to dissuade them of their generous gift."

"So sunglasses instead,"

 

See, Twilight? I told you clones exist. 

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23 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

See, Twilight? I told you clones exist. 

"Well, it wasn't exactly like that-"

"Next question!"

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2 hours ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Well, it wasn't exactly like that-"

"Next question!"

 

Cupcakes or muffins? 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Cupcakes or muffins? 

"Muffins."

"Cupcakes."