Answer a silly question...

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

This is something I got in an email and thought it would be fun to share. XD Basically, here are some silly questions, so answer them. My answers are below, love to see what answers everypony here comes up with. Be as short or as detailed as you like.

 

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Tangerine.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - Duck face selfies.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - A global hypercolour t-shirt. Basically, it changes colour where you sweat.

What’s the best type of cheese? - Stinky French cheese.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Micro Machines tournament on Playstation.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - Breathing.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Unicorns.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - I love love love it.

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Peanut spread.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "I know where you live."

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - Radium jaw.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Legolas from LOTR. I would eventually end up punching him.

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

Apple, of all things.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

Apple's series of iPhones, if they do not correct themselves.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Shoes with holes at the tips.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What’s the best type of cheese?

The one which I never have to ingest. I fully confess to disliking cheese quite a bit.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Settle it in SMAAAAASH!!!

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Frowning... such as in Milan, Italy.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

Pegasi. It would provide a relatively convenient means of air travel.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

May I have just the pineapple without the pizza? If not, then no thank you.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

Gobber paint.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

"What is that glowing red dot on your forehead?"

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

Combing and brushing your hair to vigorously... assuming that is untrue.

3 hours ago, Pripyat Pony said:

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Godzilla.

I believe that is self-explanatory.

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Dick

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - These selfies with dog ears and nose.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - A princess dress Not really embarrassing, just kinda unusual.

What’s the best type of cheese? - Dutch old cheese, especially when it crumbles into pieces when you even look at it.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Definitely rap battles.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - Chocolate.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Unicorns!

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - I absolutely hate it!

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Peanut cheese. We call it that in Dutch

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "You look so much better when you're awake"

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - ''ThAt STuPid PhONe Of YoURs''

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - The doctor from Star Trek Voyager.

[Mirage 24,771]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Moon Unit

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - Beards.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - Checkered slacks.

What’s the best type of cheese? - Tasteless.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Overwatch League.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - The Internet.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Unicorns.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - Pass.

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Endoplasmic Reticulum.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "Don't go back home."

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - Too much Social Media.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Hellboy.

[Early Sunsets 2,107]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Otto (bit of a long story on that one)

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - Fortnite dancing in public, or at all. Just fortnite in general, really.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - I had a very short crossdressing phase in high school that I still keep secret from the people I know in real life, if that's enough of an answer.

What’s the best type of cheese? - Mozzarella

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Screaming contests to see who can yell the loudest.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - Happiness.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Unicorns. Magic can do anything.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - It's not bad on home made pizza, but I'd barely even consider that pizza because it tastes so different. I'm strongly opposed to putting it on pizza from a place like Dominos or Pizza Hut.

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Nut cream.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "Every night I cover myself in mustard and pray to the statue of you I keep at the foot of my bed."

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - Small amounts of poison in every water supply, even bottled water and wells.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Diego from The Umbrella Academy.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,744]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

Brian.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

Brexit. In 5 years time, people will look back and think "What a crap name for a breakfast cereal. What on Earth were we thinking?"

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

My birthday suit. Not something I would want to be seen wearing in public.

What’s the best type of cheese?

The type that cannot be stolen by mice.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Each country must pick a champion to partake in the trial known as the "Spoon of Destiny". For those unfamiliar with the trial known as the "Spoon of Destiny", I shall explain! Sitting upon the table is a bowl of sugar. Each participant will find themselves in possession of a spoon and an empty bowl. They must scoop as much sugar into their bowls as possible with the spoon they are given using only their mouths. The one who fills their bowl the most, shall win the trial known as the "Spoon of Destiny".

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

The ability to move right. It doesn't matter if you are walking, driving sailing or flying, you are not allowed to move right. You can move forward, backwards, and left. But under no circumstances are you allowed to move in a rightbound direction.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

Giants. It would give something for people to look up to.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

I prefer to store my pineapple (and fruit in general) within the confines of a fruit bowl. Storing it on top a pizza sounds silly and impractical.

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

It would be called "Dog's Dilemma" due to the dilemma a dog finds itself in when the peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of its mouth.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

What do your eyeballs taste like? Mind if I have a quick lick?

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

Prolonged hat wearing. Common cause for headaches.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Skeletor from Masters of the Universe. He'd be a nightmare at dinner parties.

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And here's a silly answers.

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

-your’s

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

-their stupidity.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

-Underwear.

 What’s the best type of cheese?

-the silence minus the  deadly kind.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

-hetalia!!

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

-The law.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

-princess Twilight

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

why don’t you ask spongebob instead?

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

- If (blank) wasn’t called ( blank), what would it be called?

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

-nothing.. my awkward presence should be enough.

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

-punch  the pain away.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Zim from invader zim.

Edited April 13, 2019 by TBD

[Odyssey 5,717]

Bruce, it sounds very quirky. And yet it's also a pretty cool name

Shitposting, dank memes... at least that is my wishful thinking 

Bootleg cut jeans. I had a phase of wearing them all the time even though they're so 80s lol

Anything you can put on a cheese pizza. I love cheese pizza

A video game tournament where if you lose you literally die? I mean it's unethical, but it sounds like fun sooo

No fun allowed

Genies. But some people can also use them for bad things so maybe not hahaha

Ew

Nutella. I want to ruse some people!

"Hi"

Screaming like a banshee

Homer? I got Homer in my mind atm... d'oh

[SharpWit 2,697]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Cash

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - Man buns

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - Jean cut short shorts

What’s the best type of cheese? - Cheddar or Mozzarella

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Light Saber Fencing duel between world leaders

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - Contraceptives

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Golden Goose

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - It's treason then

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Pea Paste

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "Don't worry, lots of people are into that."

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - Loose nose hairs getting lodged in your sinus.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Darth Vader, I can't stand white noise so his breathing would get to me, plus he has a tendency to choke others.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

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1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
2. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
3. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
4. What’s the best type of cheese? 
5. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
6. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
7. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
8. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
9. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
10. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
11. What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
12. What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

 

1. Don't know; I don't pay attention to names...
2. Fortnite memes...?
3. Anything that's inappropriate for the weather; nothing I wear is out of the ordinary by appearance.
4. Really good cheddar.
5. Candy Crush...?
6. Bathroom breaks.
7. Griffons, especially if you generalise the concept of a griffon from eagle-lion hybrid to raptor-feline and then avian-mammal.
8. There are better and worse toppings for pizza and pineapple on pizza is an overrated topic.
9. Peanut paste.
10. I'd probably scramble some text and pick out the weirdest ones; see examples below (spoilered because long).
11. Tooth decay is caused by little worms living inside your teeth. Fun fact: before the age of actual dentistry, this was what people believed; the worm was actually the nerves in your teef.
12. Don't know; I can't relate to fictitious characters all too well and my data pool is limited to Runescape and My Little Pony...

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What is really popular now, but in mundane everyday situations?

What is the real world?

What would improve the creepiest thing you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

What ridiculous and be the best type of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

What is the creepiest thing for the world most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

If peanut butter, what would be called?

What fictional character is amazing in 5 years everyone will look back on and interesting alternatives to make illegal?

What fictional character is something that countries could settle their differences with?

What mythical creature would be embarrassed by?

What fictional character is the street?

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to make illegal?

What is really popular now, but would it be embarrassed by?

What fictional character is something that is something that is something that countries could say while passing a stranger on the funniest name you had to make illegal?

If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would improve the funniest name you have ever worn?

If peanut butter, what would be the most embarrassing thing you feel about putting pineapple on the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

If peanut butter, what would improve the creepiest thing you have ever worn?

What fictional character is amazing in mundane everyday situations?

What is the government to war that countries could say while passing a stranger on pizza?

What fictional character is really popular now, but would be the government to deal with them in their differences with?

What would improve the funniest name you had to make illegal?

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you have actually heard used in mundane everyday situations?

What fictional character is the worst thing for the cause of cheese?

What fictional character is really popular now, but would be the street?

What would improve the creepiest thing you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would improve the best type of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

What fictional character is the government to make illegal?

What mythical creature would be called?

What would improve the best type of cheese?

What fictional character is something that countries could say while passing a stranger on pizza?

 

 

Edited April 13, 2019 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Lucky Bolt 35,070]

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? - Eggy

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? - The "Feeling Cute' trend 

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? - .......a..thong bikini....don't ask. 

What’s the best type of cheese? - Pepperjack !!! 

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? - Snowball fight! 

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? - Driving

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? - Pegasus ponehs

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - It's alright as long as it's got barbecue sauce on it too.  

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? - Peanut Nutter..... ... .. ....

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? - "I knew what you were up to last night."

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? - Too much cute from ponies

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - ....I honestly don't know. 

Edited April 23, 2019 by Lucky Bolt

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

“Heard”?

That gets rid of my best options ;w;

If not then I probably would have picked Malibu…

 

Wait, no, little kid me used to call one of my friends “Lawoowoo” so that’s definitely the weirdest

End me now

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Mario Kart racing, or Super Smash Bros Ultimate battles, or chess/checkers competitions, or card games, or -

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Existing/Living without a permit.

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

Depends on what makes up the world.

Humans? Probably unicorns.

Nature? Probably dragons?

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

I personally don’t like it, but there’s a book where there’s a . . . griffin? who loves it but gets gassy when he eats it

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

One of the following:

- *in creepy child voice* “Wanna come play with us?” *grins, staring into their eyes, and runs off*

- *grabs their arm* “Welcome to the crew, mate. You’re probably going to die.” *rushes off*

- *grabs their shoulders* “I understand everything about you now. Thank you, and good luck not dying.”

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, reason can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

Molecular demons are eating away at your body

On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 PM, Pripyat Pony said:

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Dead!Aradia Megido from Homestuck, perhaps. Or maybe just most of the trolls, beta and alpha.

 

Excuse me? I don’t HAVE a life.