Snatch the Cookie!

[Krystal 1,468]

I bribe Judge Judy into ruling that I get custody of the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

The cookie becomes sapient and rolls to me out of love.

[Krystal 1,468]

I bribe the cookie with

It chooses me.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I steal the million dollars and the cookies. Mr. T pities you.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

There are no 'Cookies'

Ergo, I have the cookie now.

[Guest]

Snap your wrist. Cookie is mine.

[Azura 1,107]

I'll ask the brutes to break you into half and throw you in the dungeon right after I take the cookie, of course.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I hit you with a pickaxe and take the cookie with me.

[Azura 1,107]

I hit you with a pickaxe and take the cookie with me.

 

I blew your head right off with a knife and then I took the cookie.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I hit you with the Keyboard of Death and snatch the cookie from you.

[Azura 1,107]

When you were walking away with my cookie you tripped on a wire which was rigged onto deadly explosives surrounding your area.

 

The cookie somewhat survived the blast and I picked it right up from the floor into my posession.

[Krystal 1,468]

You swallow a fly. While you're choking I steal the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Krystal Serenity

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I turn into Fluttershy. When you stop for a breath after running, I use my kindness to beg for the cookie. You give it to me, and I fly off to another town.

[null123456 759]

Mineturtle! C:< You step on his button and blow up... I steal the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

I call my friend Tobuscus and get a daimond sword to chop your hand off and steal the cookie. I go in my fort and lay out a bunch of SAFETY TORCHES!!!!!

[Krystal 1,468]

I tie your shoelaces together. You trip and drop the cookie. I snatch it.

[Half-Note 273]

I douse you with SAFETY WATER and steal the cookie.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

I walk next to you and take the cookie. No resistance. (God-modding ftw)

[Krystal 1,468]

God smites you. I steal the cookie.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

You lose the game and I take the cookie.

[Nouth 496]

Marching with Love & Tolerate banner, with seven musicians behind me playing Yellow Submarine, we march around you and around.

Listening to the beutyfull tones of YS and looking at the banner, you do not realize I picpocketed your precious cookie from you until I gloriously march away !

[Half-Note 273]

I get you drunk. We go to Vegas. We get married. We now have joint custody of the cookie DOUBLE TEAMING FTW!

[Krystal 1,468]

Gay marrage get's outlawed any you two go to jail. I take the cookie.

[Nouth 496]

I call for my true love Dash and she charges at you from height, spins you around and then takes the cookie of you as you're trying to find out where is up and where is down. She looks at it, say's it needs to be 20% cooler and throws it away. I catch the Cookie in midair.

[Half-Note 273]

I divorce you and have custody of the cookie.