Snatch the Cookie!

[Digit Sums 42]

I fill the water bottle. That cookie is destroyed.

 

Just as well - I've got the real cookie hidden with my associate in Cloudsdale.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Unfortunately, I used magic to impersonate your associate and the cookie is now safely with me, deep in the heart of the Everfree Forest!

Further I've animated the trees to attack anyone who comes withing a 100 yards/meters of me.

 

The cookie has finally ready to be consumed by me, Silverhoof, (See my avatar, thats my expression just before i take a bite...)

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

VB's M40 has a much longer range than 100 yds, so I shoot the cookie from your hoof, being careful not to damage it, and, using my ninja skills, grab the cookie and disappear

[Digit Sums 42]

Too bad he wasn't as careful about not damaging your hoof, Silverhoof.

 

I bake a new batch of cookies. The smell draws Vinyl Blade out of hiding. He has the cookie with him! Applebloom manages to convince Vinyl to part with the real cookie and trade it for one of mine. She then sighs in disappointment having not earned a persuading cutie mark.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Too bad he wasn't as careful about not damaging your hoof, Silverhoof.

And thats why I wear an artifical (bionic!) Silverhoof to this day!

 

I bake a new batch of cookies. The smell draws Vinyl Blade out of hiding. He has the cookie with him! Applebloom manages to convince Vinyl to part with the real cookie and trade it for one of mine. She then sighs in disappointment having not earned a persuading cutie mark.

 

I use TK to steal and eat the new batch of cookies. I also use TK to snatch the real cookie from Applebloom. I hide inside a hollow tree with a bunch of cookie making elves. we decide to make fake cookies with chocolate Ex-lax instead of chocolate chips. Woe to any pony that steals from me again!

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

I gain some sense, take the cookie back, draw on apple bloom's flank in permanent marker, then run away, saying, "F*ck that! I got mah own cookay!"

[Guest]

Mine.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Mine.

 

Yeah uhh... I don't think that works

[Guest]

Mine again.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

No I mean I don't think that works as a way to get the cookie

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I swim out of the water bottle. Coughing from being in the water, I leap down to let the wind dry me off. The real cookie appears in front of me, as it likes me. I grab it and hide it in my mane again. I run away giggling and screaming in laughter.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Scissors.

 

[snip snip]

 

Mine.

[Page Turner 607]

I turn the Cookie into a giant Pony eating monster, You run away in terror as the monster charges. I turn it back into a cookie and take it.

[Digit Sums 42]

I turn Page Turner into a rock. I take the cookie and conveniently forget to change Page Turner back.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hand out cookies with Ex-Lax chocolate chips to all the ponies and foals.

Using TK, I throw a hood over Digit Sums head, and snatch the cookie.

 

Leaving a false trail of cookie crumbs all the way to the Keebler elf tree (where all the cookies look like THE cookie). I then hide in the bushes nearby, prepared to watch the fun as the elves defend their tree against pony thieves.

 

with that little distraction I pour a glass of milk and DUNK the cookie!

OK, mouth open wide...

delicious cookie will soon be inside!

[Digit Sums 42]

I fall for the trap. Silverhoof eats the cookie while I execute a poorly-written, illegitimate search warrant on the Keebler factory.

[Esteeare 41]

Bacon....That is all

 

 

I now have the cookie...because....bacon

[Wishful Thinking 102]

I defeat your bacon with my brownie and successfully steal the cookie.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

The hand that you used to steal the cookie with was actually mine. My cookie now

[Digit Sums 42]

Lyra tackles you and starts asking you questions about your hands and how they work. The cookie is sent flying through the air from the blunt force of the tackle. It flies through the Keeblers' open window and bounces off my head and into my saddlebag.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I happen to be exploring the Keebler's factory. I tell you the cookie is the fake one, and you give it to me. However, it is the real one. i hide it in my tail (because someone cut my mane...) and run off. Edited July 16, 2012 by Filly Pinkie Pie

[Ember_star 229]

I walk over to you and tell you about a party, you go to it and i take it out of your mane when you are danceing

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Using amazing sleight of hoof, I switch a plate for the cookie.

 

then using Tank's Helicopter backpack, I fly off to a mountaintop to enjoy the cookie.

[Digit Sums 42]

I give Pinkie Pie two bits to retrieve the cookie. She reaches through the fourth wall to get it for me.

[Ember_star 229]

I give rainbow dash 5 bits, and she wisks past and grabs the it