Snatch the Cookie!

[Starshine 16,335]

 

You're dead too. Your cookie is mine

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I politely tell you I will teach you how to not kill people, but the payment is one cookie. Reluctantly, you give it to me, and I run off, as the lessons were fake.

[Digit Sums 42]

After calculating the windspeed, distance, and angle from my window to Princes Pinkie Pie Rocow, I launch a boomerang containing an open cookie jar, which makes its mark, captures the cookie, and returns the catch to me.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Right before the boomerang is in your sight, I grab it and use Pinkie Pie to defy the laws of physics to get away from you.

[Digit Sums 42]

I pursue you through the rift in the fourth wall and recover the cookie as we pass a planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

[DJ Cadence 58]

I put on some Smooth Jazz and he slides all over the place and I grandly steal the Cookie :3

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I use the muscles in my hair to change the direction of my spiked hair then shoot it at you.

After that, I take the cookie!

[Fluttertwins 1]

I create a crater with to orbital friendship cannon and steal the cookie from you as you're unconcious in the crater

[DJ Cadence 58]

I use the Party Cannon and grab the Cookie

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

My love for sweets happiness forces gives you the idea to give me the cookie. I run victory dance away.

[Fluttertwins 1]

Becomes a total chav and just simply steals the cookie from you all

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I grab the cookie from you and throw it in a glass of cider, which I throw in the ocean, I swim behind it.

[Fluttertwins 1]

Use the matrix and get the cookie back, running to the mines under canterlot

[DJ Cadence 58]

I teleport there and hypnotize you with DJ P0n-3 and grabs the cookie with magic

[Nightfall 3,950]

I fly up and land right in front of you, stunning you with a small earthquake.

I then proceed to take the cookie and run.

[Fluttertwins 1]

I trip you and take the cookie

[Digit Sums 42]

I remember that I have a horn upon my head (seriously, who forgets that?) and magically teleport the cookie to me.

[DJ Cadence 58]

I turn invisible and Ninjas appear giving the cookie to me still invisible (Tip to get the cookie:Track me down)

[Page Turner 607]

the cookie you had was a fake one all along! I have the real one here!

[Digit Sums 42]

As the fake cookie crumbles, I stare dumbfounded at the falsehood. I then regain my senses and race full-speed towards the real cookie, which was sending out a magical beacon homing signal. I encounter Page Turner atop Ponyville Tower. Using a little spell I learned from a book in the library, I create a temporary hole through which high-pressure water sprays out, turns, and shoots straight for Page Turner. Blasted by the powerful torrent which I have just unleashed, Page drops the cookie. I capture it in my mouth as it comes within inches of the ground.

[Cerulean 48]

I use my awesome ninja powers to sneak around you. Right when you're about to turn around, I yank the cookie away, and leap into another dimension.

[pjsforever 89]

I happen to be in that other dimension, use my anti-ninja spray, and once you're on the floor I run away with the cookie.

[Digit Sums 42]

They have floors in other dimensions?

 

I recruit the Pokemon Dialga to open a dimensional rift that sucks the cookie back into a dimension where things actually make relative sense.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Digit Sums

[DJ Cadence 58]

I teleport the cookie to me and joyfully laugh

Edited July 14, 2012 by ϟ Invader Sonic Boom ϟ

[Digit Sums 42]

"You're in a field where bunnies reproduce according to the following scheme. We start out with a pair of baby bunnies, one male and one female. At the age of 3 months, they begin to reproduce, producing 1 son and 1 daughter every 2 months. Every pair of bunnies continues to do this, maintaining monogamy, to infinity. The bunnies become sterile after 50 months of age and die after 60. Can you tell me how many bunnies are alive right before the first pair of bunnies dies?"

 

... I ask of you. As you ponder this impossible question, I sneakily grab the cookie and trot away.