I hate you because

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

I hate you for being a Rudehamster

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because he's considering a name change.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because you're not a dear Comrade of mine yet...

[Sky 746]

I hate you because I do not know you?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for not being a colleague of mine.

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for something.

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for being indecisively hateful!

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because my Internet connection hates me.

 

Which is why I'm in such a hateful mood at this time.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for being in a hateful mood on this wonderful glorious day

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for hating someone on a glorious day.

Edited September 26, 2012 by zoruapwns

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you because I feel sorry about our connection... I HATE PITY

 

I was going to say ninjad, but this works out to

Edited September 26, 2012 by Rudehamster

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Actually, it's a good day because this happened twenty-nine years ago.

 

I still hate you for being a small ninja.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for not hating.

Edited September 26, 2012 by zoruapwns

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for wanting someone else to be hateful

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for hating me for wanting someone to be hateful.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for posting so rapidly.

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for making the previous hate seem illegitimate

 

I hate you for being hypocritical

Edited September 26, 2012 by Rudehamster

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you because I'm fast like a...fast thing.

 

I hate you for posting faster than me.

Edited September 26, 2012 by zoruapwns

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for not thinking of something fast to relate to yourself

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because all hate here is illegitimate (except for my hate towards Sugar Plum).

 

I hate you both for being too fast - in more than one way.

 

Yes, I just said that.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for insulting more than just the speed of his post

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for sticking up for me

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you because you think I was sticking up for you...

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for not actually sticking up for me

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for being indecisive on why you hate me