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A train bearing Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev stops suddenly when the tracks run out. Each leader applies his own unique solution. Lenin gathers workers and peasants from miles around and exhorts them to build more track. Stalin shoots the train crew when the train still doesn’t move. Khrushchev rehabilitates the dead crew and orders the tracks behind the train ripped up and relaid in front. Brezhnev pulls down the curtains and rocks back and forth, pretending the train is moving. And Gorbachev calls a rally in front of the locomotive, where he leads a chant: ‘No tracks! No tracks! No Tracks!

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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

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An american tells a russian that the United States is so free he can stand in front of the White House and yell, "to hell with Ronald Reagan." The russian replies: "that's nothing. I can stand in front of the Kremlin and yell, 'to hell with Ronald Reagan,' too."

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"Comrade, Why are you standing outside the Kremlin yelling 'to hell with Ronald Reagan'? It is 2017!"

"Because if I yelled 'to hell with Trump' Putin will have me shot"

"Ah, I see. then carry on Comrade"

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