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[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Just sneeze you failures away 

noooo I don't think that's the song.

[Flutterstep 46,434]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

noooo I don't think that's the song.

It should be. It would be very catchy. 

[DubWolf 16,622]

Hrmm

 

Edited October 10, 2019 by WWolf

[Nsxile 25,711]

Indeed

[CypherHoof 26,479]

10 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

It should be. It would be very catchy. 

Oddly enough though, someone who can do magic only when they sneeze IS a character in a book i was reading tonight.

[DubWolf 16,622]

If Pinocchio says “my nose will grow”, and then never speaks again (eliminating the possibility that he will eventually tell a lie, thus resulting in his nose not growing right away), will it grow?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

8 minutes ago, WWolf said:

If Pinocchio says “my nose will grow”, and then never speaks again (eliminating the possibility that he will eventually tell a lie, thus resulting in his nose not growing right away), will it grow?

it will exist in quantum superposition until the waveform is collapsed....

[Randimaxis 8,633]

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[DubWolf 16,622]

Lul He-man. I like the robot chicken episode where they kill him and freak out.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

His nose will grow forever 

[Flutterstep 46,434]

His nose will grow into a stork. We’ll climb the stork and find Scootaloo who can lay golden eggs!  We’ll take her, but a giant will come and try to stop us. We find out that Scootaloo can’t lay eggs because she’s a pony and not a chicken. Fragments from the exploded Comfy Pillow tickle her snoot and cause her too sneeze.  This will cause the giant to fall over and become defeated. We will celebrate with a pony dance party and use Cypher’s password to make sure this never happens again. 

[DubWolf 16,622]

Why wouldn't you want it to happen  ?

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Because it’s so crazy

[CypherHoof 26,479]

does that make you a crazy storker?

[DubWolf 16,622]

What’s a storker  ?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

27 minutes ago, WWolf said:

What’s a storker  ?

A pun on "Stalker"

[DubWolf 16,622]

Hmmm I guess  

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Reference to Flutterstep's comment earlier, too.

[DubWolf 16,622]

I want a ... :c

I mean I want ... croissants  ?

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

That pun didn’t even make sense (the storker one)

[DubWolf 16,622]

Yeeaaaaa  ....

I had a pretty good pun-chain about meat once, I wish I could remember it, it was like 4 in a row . "It could be wurst" was one of them.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Noooo

[DubWolf 16,622]

11 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Noooo

Is there a problem, Boom  ? Are you gonna.... blow a fuse  ?

*badum tsss*

[Nsxile 25,711]

16 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Is there a problem, Boom  ? Are you gonna.... blow a fuse  ?

*badum tsss*

No... She'll blow us all away instead 

[DubWolf 16,622]

*hides in bunker*

She'll never get me now