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[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Oh ok

[DubWolf 16,621]

*lights a match  *

[Yakamaru 3,075]

5 hours ago, WWolf said:

*lights a match  *

*eats match, but it was a transformation catalyst. Turns into a drake*

Well.. Shit. :V

[DubWolf 16,621]

33 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

*eats match, but it was a transformation catalyst. Turns into a drake*

Well.. Shit. :V

@Nsxile 🔥🐲would like to discuss your future prospects with you

[Yakamaru 3,075]

6 minutes ago, WWolf said:

@Nsxile 🔥🐲would like to discuss your future prospects with you

...Future prospects?

Don't tell me I have to start burning down villages, or start eating cows or keep princesses locked up in towers and have all kinds of knights wanting to come rescue said princesses?

Yes, princesses, I know it's plural. Having only one is boring, and the one princess will get bored and won't have her social needs met.

Hey, at least I am thinking somewhat of her well-being. :V

Edited October 5, 2020 by Yakamaru

[DubWolf 16,621]

4 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

...Future prospects?

Don't tell me I have to start burning down villages, or start eating cows or keep princesses locked up in towers and have all kinds of knights wanting to come rescue said princesses?

Yes, princesses, I know it's plural. Having only one is boring, and the one princess will get bored and won't have her social needs met.

Hey, at least I am thinking somewhat of her well-being. :V

Dunno depnds what kind of dragon he is  .

Maybe it's one of those low-cost dragon jobs where all you have to do is sit on top of old treasure and hope nobody bigger than you appears.

[Yakamaru 3,075]

3 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Dunno depnds what kind of dragon he is  .

Maybe it's one of those low-cost dragon jobs where all you have to do is sit on top of old treasure and hope nobody bigger than you appears.

Low-cost low-pay job? I'd rather be a business owner. :V

[DubWolf 16,621]

1 hour ago, Yakamaru said:

Low-cost low-pay job? I'd rather be a business owner. :V

He’s here  

Dragon Pizzeria  .

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Can I win now ?

[DubWolf 16,621]

30 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Can I win now ?

No.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Just now, WWolf said:

No.

 

[Nsxile 25,689]

7 hours ago, WWolf said:

The answer was more of a clarification to NXile  . Charizard doesn’t look scary but that still doesn’t make him a dragon..

I mean... His name is also a good indication that he's meant to be more of a fire lizard ("Char"+"izard") so for them in game not classifying him as dragon makes sense in terms of types... That being said, he totally looks like a dragon though (considering he has wings, horns and fire breath (the only thing missing as far as I can tell is spine spikes)) and I would totally classify him as one.

1 hour ago, Yakamaru said:

...Future prospects?

Don't tell me I have to start burning down villages, or start eating cows or keep princesses locked up in towers and have all kinds of knights wanting to come rescue said princesses?

Yes, princesses, I know it's plural. Having only one is boring, and the one princess will get bored and won't have her social needs met.

Hey, at least I am thinking somewhat of her well-being. :V

I mean, you can always take over the villages by force or with more... Subversive elements... You don't have to burn down villages; it is merely one option.  As for princesses being locked up in towers, you can always make cardboard cut outs of ones and pretend you've kidnapped them... Or you could hire a group of writers to make up stories about you kidnapping princesses... Or you could still kidnap a princess, but make the princess cosplay as Rick Astley and have her sing this when the knight you want to fight arrives:

The possibilities are truly endless 

The first you'll want to do is get a pair of wings though... So you'll have a significant advantage against the knight you're probably going to fight (as well as for fun). 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

May I win now ?

[Nsxile 25,689]

Just now, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

May I win now ?

Well... You might not win this thread... But you have won the most seductive pony competition by a country mile 

Here's your trophy:

[DubWolf 16,621]

Sorry.

But I’m afraid I will have to cut the win short to make way for mine  .

[Nsxile 25,689]

Just now, WWolf said:

Sorry.

But I’m afraid I will have to cut the win short to make way for mine  .

But no one wins this thread... That's the point 

[Yakamaru 3,075]

8 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

I mean... His name is also a good indication that he's meant to be more of a fire lizard ("Char"+"izard") so for them in game not classifying him as dragon makes sense in terms of types... That being said, he totally looks like a dragon though (considering he has wings, horns and fire breath (the only thing missing as far as I can tell is spine spikes)) and I would totally classify him as one.

I mean, you can always take over the villages by force or with more... Subversive elements... You don't have to burn down villages; it is merely one option.  As for princesses being locked up in towers, you can always make cardboard cut outs of ones and pretend you've kidnapped them... Or you could hire a group of writers to make up stories about you kidnapping princesses... Or you could still kidnap a princess, but make the princess cosplay as Rick Astley and have her sing this when the knight you want to fight arrives:

The possibilities are truly endless 

The first you'll want to do is get a pair of wings though... So you'll have a significant advantage against the knight you're probably going to fight (as well as for fun). 

Dude, don't give me ideas.

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

Will this ever end? Maybe one day in a few years a mod will realize this has been going on since 2011

[DubWolf 16,621]

Dunno but I always come back in the end to win  .

Edited October 6, 2020 by WWolf

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Then I come back after you so I end up winning instead

[DubWolf 16,621]

Not if I reappear after you again  .

OOOOOh didn't see that coming did ya  ?

*dabs*

Edited October 6, 2020 by WWolf

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

*dabs back*

[DubWolf 16,621]

Just now, ExplosionMare said:

*dabs back*

*boops*

I too can't see PMs  .

What's on your mind  ?

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

And then BAM I return out of left field.

[DubWolf 16,621]

*comes bak*

*destroys left field*

Where you gonna run to now ?