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[Yakamaru 3,077]

4 minutes ago, WWolf said:

I need two  

Why two tho? Now you've made every dragon and every person with a dragon in a two billion mile radius have their eyes light up like a supernova from sheer curiosity. :V

[Nsxile 25,746]

1 minute ago, Yakamaru said:

Why two tho? Now you've made every dragon and every person with a dragon in a two billion mile radius have their eyes light up like a supernova from sheer curiosity. :V

Wait... He isn't planning on breeding them is he? Or attempting to get them to date? 

[Yakamaru 3,077]

Just now, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Wait... He isn't planning on breeding them is he? Or attempting to get them to date? 

Doubt it.

Probably need two dragons for raiding a heavily defended village or something.

[Nsxile 25,746]

1 minute ago, Yakamaru said:

Doubt it.

Probably need two dragons for raiding a heavily defended village or something.

Oh right... But in that case, I could do the job pretty easily 

Edited October 11, 2020 by Nsxile 🔥🐲

[Yakamaru 3,077]

7 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Oh right... But in that case, I could do the job pretty easily 

Awwww. >:

[Nsxile 25,746]

3 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Awwww. >:

*Hugs*  You'd be more than welcome to come along with me and ride on my back :>

[Yakamaru 3,077]

4 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

*Hugs*  You'd be more than welcome to come along with me and ride on my back :>

FORWARD, MY TRUSTY STEED!

[Nsxile 25,746]

1 minute ago, Yakamaru said:

FORWARD, MY TRUSTY STEED!

*Flys off towards a heavily defended village with you on my back* :3

[Yakamaru 3,077]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

*Flys off towards a heavily defended village with you on my back* :3

*prepares lance*

[Nsxile 25,746]

2 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

*prepares lance*

*Beings burninanting the village and lets you stab the angry villagers with your lance* 

[DubWolf 16,660]

36 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Why two tho? Now you've made every dragon and every person with a dragon in a two billion mile radius have their eyes light up like a supernova from sheer curiosity. :V

Are you a dragon again  ?

I need redundancy in case things get ffed up beyond recognition  .

[Yakamaru 3,077]

2 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Are you a dragon again  ?

I need redundancy in case things get ffed up beyond recognition  .

Dunno. You called?

[DubWolf 16,660]

3 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Dunno. You called?

Good  .

So your job is...

Spoiler

No idea what did you expect  I guess steal some dude’s credit card and bring it to me  . I need cookies

 

Edited October 11, 2020 by WWolf

[Nsxile 25,746]

1 minute ago, WWolf said:

Good  .

So your job is...

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No idea what did you expect  I guess steal some dude’s credit card and bring it to me  . I need cookies

 

... That's it?

Why would you need two dragons for that? 

[Yakamaru 3,077]

1 minute ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

... That's it?

Why would you need two dragons for that? 

 

3 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Good  .

So your job is...

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No idea what did you expect  I guess steal some dude’s credit card and bring it to me  . I need cookies

 

One dragon to keep the poor fucker we're stealing it from busy, the other to actually steal it. and burn down his barn because it stinks

[Nsxile 25,746]

Just now, Yakamaru said:

 

One dragon to keep the poor fucker we're stealing it from busy, the other to actually steal it. and burn down his barn because it stinks

Very well... I'll steal it... And burn down his house anyway 

[DubWolf 16,660]

Yes just don’t do it to any of my friends of acquaintances or their acquaintances, or I’ll cut your pay in half

1 minute ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Very well... I'll steal it... And burn down his house anyway 

 

[Nsxile 25,746]

2 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Yes just don’t do it to any of my friends of acquaintances or their acquaintances, or I’ll cut your pay in half

 

Ahh... But what if I glue the pay you cut in half back together? 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Unusual; I thought the correct reaction to attempting to cut a dragon's pay in half was to cut the employer in half to match?

[Nsxile 25,746]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

Unusual; I thought the correct reaction to attempting to cut a dragon's pay in half was to cut the employer in half to match?

Or maybe I could his pay in half? 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

@CypherHoof 🐎 Yay, you’re back!

[Yakamaru 3,077]

7 hours ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

*Beings burninanting the village and lets you stab the angry villagers with your lance* 

*stab stab stab, poke poke poke*

[Nsxile 25,746]

3 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

*stab stab stab, poke poke poke*

*burn burn burn, flame flame flame* 

:>

[Yakamaru 3,077]

1 hour ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

*burn burn burn, flame flame flame* 

:>

*pokes a badger*

OH SHI-

[Nsxile 25,746]

19 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

*pokes a badger*

OH SHI-