Ask Molestia's Apprentice

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Here we are! Don't ask me to show you anything I've learned. Don't ask me questions about Molestia herself. Other than that, fire away!

[Ezio marine 12]

Evil brony ninjas have kidnapped my parents

can u tell me where to find them, all i know is a powerful member sent them

Edited September 2, 2012 by the quiet one

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Evil brony ninjas have kidnapped my parents

can u tell me where to find them, all i know is a powerful member sent them

 

Check the closets in Sugarcube corner

You didn't hear it from me

Edited September 2, 2012 by Molestia's Apprentice

[Ezio marine 12]

ty

i will kill them in the name of Molestia and send u there heads as gifts

one more question

is Molestia a god

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

ty

i will kill them in the name of Molestia and send u there heads as gifts

one more question

is Molestia a god

 

follow the link in my signature and find out for yourself

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

did Molestia force you to be her apprentice

 

if so

 

what the hell happened

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

did Molestia force you to be her apprentice

 

if so

 

what the hell happened

 

no, I came to her

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you came to her.....ha, i just made an innapropriate joke

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

you came to her.....ha, i just made an innapropriate joke

 

ha! I see what you did there!

[Motion Spark 7,806]

ha! I see what you did there!

 

actually you did it dude

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

actually you did it dude

 

cue the witty comeback, cause we have the joke continuer

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

The Princess has been kidnapped by Ninjas.

 

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the Princess?

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

wait...I'm a ninja, the champion of all ninja's

ninja's take no prisoners, only kill

and only a ninja can defeat a ninja

 

er I mean, what's a ninja? I thought they were only fairytales

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the Princess?

*grabs AA-12* Let's do this....

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Violet: So this is your job?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Violet: So this is your job?

 

Who let you in? Where are your parents?! Guards! Edited September 4, 2012 by Molestia's Apprentice

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Who let you in? Where are your parents?! Guards!

 

I let myself in. I've as sneaky as my mommy

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

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Edited May 3, 2021 by Blue

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Does the apprenticeship involve a practicum?

 

lol all I do mainly is chores around the castle, and occasionally I get to observe.......

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

next stupid sexual question: do you record the "lessons" for later observation

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

next stupid sexual question: do you record the "lessons" for later observation

 

that's a good idea! I should try doing that!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

that made me lol

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Vinyl: Hey big boy

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Vinyl: Hey big boy

 

Well, howdy there ma'am