Your favourite quotes.

[Yamato 1,348]

"*screaming*" - Nicholas Cage, The Wicker Man

"I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night." - O'Shea Jackson, Sr.

"Your baby mama is not a ten, but when I'm drunk she close enough." - Jordan Michael Houston

"Bend over to the front, touch your toes, back that ass up and down and get low (get low)." - Jonathan Smith

 

[Melon Blitz 423]

"If you never do more than you can,

you will never be more than you are."

[crispy fries 432]

"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE" -Patrick Star

[Tameless 979]

I just love any quote from Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. Here are a few more:

• "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."
• "What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?"
• "History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake."
• "Crying is only okay in two places: funerals and the Grand Canyon."
• "Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner, because I've won an award."
• "You had me at Meat Tornado."
• "Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets."

And of course my favorite that's in in my signature

[King 5,625]

"I don't really like people who go around brandishing the banner of justice. No matter the reason, where human's are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will"

 

Things rings true in every sense to me, so its something I believe wholeheartedly.

[Veil 260]

"When I told you to screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally". Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Edited February 8, 2016 by Veiled Storm

[Grtxkkyz 388]

"It's a Trap!"

Admiral Ackbar

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

"Let's get to bashing butts as well as deez nutz." -MANS1AY3R

"Inhale my dong enragement child." -Freddy F***boy

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I was chasing my dreams,but tripped over reality and busted my head open on the truth."-Anonymous

 

"I'm responsible for my own happiness. I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."-Bojack Horseman 

 

"The only time a lawyer can cry,is when it's all over."-Godot

 

"All I want to do is trade this life for something new. Holding on to what I haven't got."-Linkin Park

 

"Aaron,get in the bed with me. Then,we can feel these vibrations together."-Ghost Adventures

 

"He stabbed me in the butt! While I was going to the bathroom! Ahhh! The Crazed Butt-stabber knows no limits."-Markiplier

 

 

Every quote from Five Nights at Fuckboys.

[King 5,625]

"The only opinion that matters is yours"

 

There's probably a lot of people who have said that one, but it's something I've taken to heart on my own recently. The meaning behind it is that you shouldn't dwell on what other people think, the only person who matters in the long run is yourself.

 

"I don't really like people who go around brandishing the banner of justice. No matter the reason, where human's are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will."

 

That one's from an anime actually, but I've always believed it myself.

[Frostgage 7,975]

A few from Steven Universe:

 

"You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage." "Is that how you feel?" "I only feel how I wanna feel." - Amethyst

 

"Hello, this is... Mom Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up* Sorry, I panicked." - Garnet

[Steel Accord 6,660]

(Spoken with sincerity and/or conviction)

 

“O, wonder!

How many goodly creatures are there here!

How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,

That has such people in't!” 

 

~Shakespeare's the Tempest

 

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.”

 

~Matthew 6:1

 

 

"You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength."

 

~Marcus Aurelius

 

 

"The Senator from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, 'My country, right or wrong.' In one sense I say so too. My country; and my country is the great American Republic. My country, right or wrong; . . . if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right."

 

~Carl Schurz, German immigrant, American statesman 1829-1906

Edited February 17, 2016 by Steel Accord

[Flying Vantas 107]

"Deez Nuts" -random black guy

[Detritus 258]

"Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

 

"What is an Oprah?" -Teal'c, Stargate SG-1

 

"Keep insulting me... I'll toss this between the crack of your ass!" -Grandma Klump, The Nutty Professor

 

"Hey! Excuuuuse me, princess!" -Link, The short-lived, 1989 Zelda Cartoon

 

"Would you oil me all over please, miss?" -The Tin Man (to Dorothy), 1982 Wizard of Oz anime

Edited February 17, 2016 by Detritus

[Nila Bean 133]

"Darling, just fucking own it" -Don't really know who originally said this, but I looooove it.

 

"I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it" -Art Williams.

 

"Do no harm...but take no shit" -Unknown person

 

More inspirational than amusing but those are my favorites ^^

[Ze Ubermage 226]

These are from Team Fortress two

 

"How many times have you died I'm actually gittin impressed." -Sniper

 

"Oops! That was not medicine!" - Medic

 

"Oh dats a skull fracture for sure!" -Scout

 

These are my absolute favorite quotes just because it sounds really funny when the characters say them.

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

 

 

[crispy fries 432]

"I'm coming for you, Nazi space man"

 

-B.J. Blazkowicz

[N.W. 3,619]

"All that is complex is not useful, and all that is useful is simple." - Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov

 

"Life is composed of different inventions" - Kalash

 

"“intelligence is the ability of a living creature to perform pointless or unnatural acts.” ― Arkady Strugatsky, Roadside Picnic

 

"Those that don't miss the Soviet Union have no heart, those that want the return of the Soviet Union have no brain" - V.V. Putin.

 

"Even in dark times, we must not relinquish the things that make us human" - Khan (Metro 2033)

 

Yeah there are plenty of non-Russian quotes I like, I just don't remember any at the moment.

[crispy fries 432]

"METAL GEAR"

 

-Solid Snake

 

"Contrary to popular belief, tequila is not good for your health"

 

-unnamed marine, Crysis 2

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

"You must learn a new way to think before you can master a new way to be." ~Marianne Williamson

[kanwe yest 157]

 

 

Deez Nuts" -random black guy

 

...named Warren G. on a Dr Dre skit in the 90's.

 

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"Keeping you home today. Go back to sleep." -what every parent should be saying each monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, wednesday morning.

[Archangel 143]

"Indeed" -Teal'c Stargate SG-1

 

"Apathy is death." -Kreia StarWars Knights of the Old Republic

 

Bonus points to those who can guess what all of the following of my favorite quotes have in common!

 

"Wherever we look, the work of the chemist has raised the level of our civilization and has increased the productive capacity of our nation."
--Calvin Coolidge

 

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

--Albert Einstein

 

"Computer are like Old Testament gods: lots of rules and no mercy."

--Joseph Campbell

 

"The day when two army corps can annihilate each other in one second, all civilized nations, it is to be hoped, will recoil from war and discharge their troops."

--Alfred Nobel

 

"There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance."

--Socrates

 

"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."

--Robert E. Lee

 

"Even brute beasts and wandering birds do not fall for the same traps or nets twice."

--Saint Jerome

 

"Wisdom and virtue are like the two wheels of a cart."

--Japanese Proverb

 

"He who destroys a good book kills reason itself."

--John Milton

 

"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time."

--Leonard Bernstein

 

"What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out."

--Alfred Hitchcock

 

"There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance."

--Socrates

 

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power, we have guided missiles and misguided men."

--Martin Luther King Jr.

 

 

I know that's a lot, but there's a lot of good quotes out there! And nothing quite makes you sound more intelligent than knowing a wise sounding quote for any random situation. 

Edited February 21, 2016 by Archangel

[Sunny Fox 5,951]

This is one that stands out in recent memory... warning!!! <<Gravity Falls SPOILER>>

 

"Hey, look at me... turn around and look at me, you one-eyed demon! You're a real wiseguy, but you made one fatal mistake... you messed with my family!" - Gruncle Stan to Bill Cipher, just before punching him into oblivion...

 

 

And a Steven Universe quote <<also a spoiler, for just-ins>>

 

 

Lapis: Steven, whatever you're doing, just stop. If we do everything they say, they might go easy on us.

Steven: But... they're mean! They hurt my friends, they hurt my face! They've got you here in prison!

Lapis: That's why we can't fight them...

Steven: That why we have to fight them!

 

 

[Lisa 5,553]

From the novel We Are The Ants by Shaun David Hutchison.

 

"Your entire sense of self-worth is predicated upon your belief that you matter, that you matter to the universe.

But you don't.

Because we are the ants."

 

In context with the book, this quote is really strong.

 

Also, from another novel called Challenger Deep by Neal Shusterman. 

 

"Dead kids are put on pedestals, but mentally ill kids get hidden under the rug."

Edited February 21, 2016 by Holiday