If You Were ___________

[St. Pinkie 118]

It's simple. Let's see what we'll do in the shoes of a pony we're given. It goes like this.

 

Starter: If you were Derpy Hooves,

 

Reply 1: I would eat a muffin. If you were Pinkie Pie,

 

Reply 2: I would have a big party for everyone in Equestria! If you were Princess Luna...

 

And on and on. I'm surprised I've never seen a thread like this lol.

 

So here's the starter:

 

If you were Rarity,

[Whooves 26]

Well i am rarity, you silly pony! If you were trixie,

[Miffy 79]

I would NOT be same kind of boaster (or something like that). If you were Twilight Sparkles

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd ban everypony and have the forum just for myself as I laugh evilly, and sip british tea.

 

If you were Fluttershy.

[Spock 91]

I would show weegee how it's done. if you were lyra

[Tiaaaaa 176]

 

If you were the magnificent, beautiful, and radiant Princess Celestia...

[Mint Petal 258]

I'd banish Luna to the moon...again. If you were Applejack...

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[Glitterpen 41]

I'd take a day off and relax for once. If you were Octavia...

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd turn my Bass into a lethal weapon. I'd then proceed to go to a rock concert with vinyl and test it out, for the lulz.

 

If you were Spike...

[Evilshy 5,090]

I'd man the hell up and ask rarity out on a date.

 

If you were chief thunderhooves

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I would eat all of the Applosan's pies!!

 

I you were the manticore...

[Marshmallow 1,137]

I would eat all of Equestria

 

If you were princess Celestia

[Goodra 531]

I would hug the crap out of princess Luna. If you were Big Macintosh...

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I would use my fancy mathematics to muddy the issue. If you were Braeburn...

[Swoop 2,278]

I'd go admire some horse drawn-horse drawn carriages. If you were Flutterbitch/Evilshy...

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

The world would end. Period.

 

If you were Madame Le' Flour...

[Slendermane 477]

I would drive ponies insane and tell them to burn things. If you were The Doctor...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I'd teleport all over ponyville and multiply so that the residents of ponyville become confused.

 

If you were one of Pinkie's sisters, presently...

[Katrilli 210]

I'd be pushing rocks around. If you were Discord,

[St. Pinkie 118]

I would bring out the cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain and once I'm done I'll sit back and enjoy a chocolate milk of glass.

 

If you were Rainbow Dash...

[Slendermane 477]

I would nap on a cloud. If you were Bon Bon...

[Whooves 26]

I would've put those in my bag. If you were scootaloo,

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

I would lay an egg.

 

If you were Apple Bloom,

[Slendermane 477]

I would whine. "But I want it NOW!" If you were Luna...

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd ban Celestia

 

TO THE SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

If you were a chicken...