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Oh, hello you fools.

I see that you simply couldn't last without me. I shall be merciful and answer some more of your silly questions. I have some free time, anyway.

When are you gonna continue this?

Right now, you simpleton. Now are you going to ask me a useful question, or shall I just go back to my plans?

She will continue unless Discord's spell is broken.

 

 

Hey what is the stupid creature that walks by 4 legs, has yellow body, has pink hair and more bit greyish color on it's body?

It's evil shy!

"Trololo song plays"

 

 

Hey fluttershy!

Wanna some Panda cheese?

*sigh* Idiot.

 

GUARDS! Please escort this one to the padded cell!

Evil Fluttershy have you gone back to Flight School to get your ULTIMATE REVENGE on the pegasus who teased you? If not...then...good for them?

...good idea. That pegasus. If he knew then what shall happen to him now, he and his comrades might have had second thoughts about laughing at me in my weakest moments.

I have to thank you for the idea, little fool. There are so many who considered me a joke, that I had forgotten all about-

...they considered me a joke. All of them. Even my friends. That's all I was...something to laugh at. They laughed at how shy I was. How I couldn't fly like the others. How I preferred the company of animals to that of ponies. *sniff* They never cared...

NO! I can't be weak. I must be strong...

And what exactly is stopping me from flying to the royal guards right now and seeing you executed?

Oh please...an element of harmony? One of CELLY'S students? She wouldn't believe you. Same for Luna. They still see the old Fluttershy. Little miss "O-oh. Excuse me...I-I'm s-so sorry". Anx even if you did sway her, how exactly would you find me? There are many working for me. How would you distinguish friend from foe, hmm?

 

(FlutterShay here. I'll answer the previous questions later. I was focusing on the more recent ones this time.)

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If MLP would be canceled, what would you do if you were a brony watching it?

If I were one of those peabrained pony loving adolescents, I'd probably kill somepony...of course that's just me.

Evil Fluttershy? What are your opinions on Pinkimena and her work on the cupcakes?

I respect her and her work, as she does mine. A mutual respect, of course. She doesn't report me, I do the same. And so we work seperately, making sure that we don't take out the other's target.

And don't ask me how miss Pie went to the dark. That's a story that she refuses to share.

Evil Fluttershy, can I be your sidekick? I got LOTS of ideas on how to create 'chaos', so to speak. *takes of satchel and shows 6 types of knifes, 3 bottles of poison, 2 flamethowers, and a portals gun.*

 

Why a portals gun? Well, can you imagine something more fun than shooting a portal at a plane, and one at the ground and watching somepony fall to their deaths? *laughs evilly*

I'm sorry. I work solo...with my small army, of course.

Although, you do have a wise mind on this subject. I must acknowledge that.

Fine so what sort of discorded deeds do you do?

Feh. As if Discord could bear to put me under his control...myself being his only friend and all.

And as for what I do, I've done a lot. Killing, stealing, poisoning, explosives, and I'm dabbling in the fine art of torture at the moment.

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